Introducting the Vertical cup convertible push-up bra from the Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy® line of bras and panties.
Little coverage, no support, and minimal comfort. The patented molded shape is guaranteed to allow your boobs to fall out whenever you bend over, particularly in an embarrassing situation. Comes with underwires that will poke you in the tenderest of places. Stop complaining, as this bra allows complete freedom of movement, including your boobs themselves.
Doubles as a defective convertible bra with a flimsy low-back attachment, so that you may fall out of halter dresses as well, which makes it a must for any young starlet. Made out of only the best importable spandex.
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Ouch! That thing looks painful. I think it may also double as some sort of Guantanamo Bay torture device. This is one of many times I’m happy being an A cup, thank you very much.
Oh how I envy thee.
I think we need pictures, for comparative purposes of course.
can we see that in a DD,please?
Oh jeeze! If I tried to wear that, um, never mind.
Tara Reid swears by it.
It’s my bra of choice!
You keep saying “falling out” like it is a bad thing or something…
I bought one last weekend. I’m a D-cup (which is the only thing that prevents gravity from pulling me down backwards each time I take a step), and I’d fallen out of mine not once, not twice, but three times within the first hour of wear. Hubby loved it the first two times. But then we got to the bar where we were finally (!) going to spend a night drinking and dancing and rekindling the ol’ romance. And his friends, after seeing me fall out, wouldn’t stop cutting in while we danced.
I ought to know by now: Victoria’s real Secret is that she wears grandma undies. She just markets this flimsy crap to make a buck.
Ahhh. I feel sooo vindicated now.
Sure. If I were a woman I’d just LOVE to wear horse blinders on my tater tots.
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