Comments on: Victoria Has A Painful Secret

By: Attmay

Attmay — Fri, 12 May 2006 17:48:54 +0000

Sure. If I were a woman I’d just LOVE to wear horse blinders on my tater tots.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 11 May 2006 00:53:50 +0000

Ahhh. I feel sooo vindicated now.

By: Venomous Kate

Venomous Kate — Thu, 11 May 2006 00:34:26 +0000

I bought one last weekend. I’m a D-cup (which is the only thing that prevents gravity from pulling me down backwards each time I take a step), and I’d fallen out of mine not once, not twice, but three times within the first hour of wear. Hubby loved it the first two times. But then we got to the bar where we were finally (!) going to spend a night drinking and dancing and rekindling the ol’ romance. And his friends, after seeing me fall out, wouldn’t stop cutting in while we danced.

I ought to know by now: Victoria’s real Secret is that she wears grandma undies. She just markets this flimsy crap to make a buck.

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Wed, 10 May 2006 12:51:02 +0000

You keep saying “falling out” like it is a bad thing or something…

By: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan — Wed, 10 May 2006 04:24:17 +0000

It’s my bra of choice!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 10 May 2006 01:55:28 +0000

Tara Reid swears by it.

By: Theresa

Theresa — Tue, 09 May 2006 23:25:33 +0000

Oh jeeze! If I tried to wear that, um, never mind.

By: ginuzz

ginuzz — Tue, 09 May 2006 22:02:34 +0000

can we see that in a DD,please?

By: Phin

Phin — Tue, 09 May 2006 21:51:51 +0000

I think we need pictures, for comparative purposes of course.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Tue, 09 May 2006 21:03:42 +0000

Oh how I envy thee.

By: bobgirrl

bobgirrl — Tue, 09 May 2006 20:59:04 +0000

Ouch! That thing looks painful. I think it may also double as some sort of Guantanamo Bay torture device. This is one of many times I’m happy being an A cup, thank you very much.