We decline to present you with a needless rehashing of how Tiger Woods just can’t keep it in his pants. Quite simply, all of that nonstop, heavy-rotation coverage elsewhere is nauseating. So, let us gather some wisdom from a source that’s quite familiar with the groupie phenomenon, Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil, who says that, after awhile, boobs aren’t really that exciting:

Crüe’s female fans love to flash their boobs at the band. After almost 30 years, are you finally bored of tits?

I am actually, yeah. After this last tour, it started to get a little old. I mean, how many boobs can you look at? Sometimes you feel like a doctor. You just get up and go to the office and think, “O.K., I have to look at boobs all day.” It gets tiresome. But then the tour ends and you don’t see tits everyday, and that’s when you start to miss it all over again. You want it back.

Hey, he even sounds sober! For the rest of the amazingly candid interview, head over to Vanity Fair’s website.