That’s what they always say about the last guy a chick dated before she starts cover-diving exclusively right?

During the season (and probably show) finale of Dirt Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are being united on the small scene in more ways than one.

Call them Friends with benefits. You already know that when Jennifer Aniston guests on the March 27 season finale of Courteney Cox’s FX drama Dirt, she’ll be playing her bosom buddy’s archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But what I’ve learned ”’ muahaha, exclusively! ”’ is that Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart, she’s going to share a liplock with her.”

Nice. Kind of explains all those trips David and Courtney have invited an upset and vulnerable Jennifer on doesn’t it? I’m hereby officially calling shenanigans on the whole “She needed to be comforted by friends” bit they were pitching. Unless you call m”nage ” trois being comforted, which if David Arquette is involved it’d be more nauseating than comforting, but to each her own.

Then again, it could be that Jennifer was just trying to get a little bit of practice in before she completes the love triangle with a semi-experienced thesbian.

A source close to Jen says she’s never stopped wanting to tell Angie just how much pain she caused. (Brad and Angelina have always maintained they did not get together until after his split with Jen.)

Now, it seems Jen will finally get her chance. Angelina has thrown down the gauntlet Jen has been waiting for. In the January issue of Vogue, Angelina dropped the bombshell that she’d be happy to meet with Jen. Since then, sources tell Star the three have finally agreed to meet and clear the air, once and for all. And for Brad and Angelina, it would be a relief to get it out of the way before their next big baby announcement.

Hopefully one of the highly respected paparazzi will get a shot or two of this threesome taking place. It’s be worth billions or at least a dollar twenty-five.

Really Vince what the hell did you do? From Courtney to Angelina at this rate it’s going to exclusively chicks for newly chestically endowed Aniston. Poor Vince it’s got to be a swift kick in the nuts to know that at one time you were playing slap and tickle the masturbatory fodder for millions of teens only to convince her that she should bat for the other team. I feel for ya Vinnie ole pal, really I do, it happened to me one time and it stings for a while. But that sting, that’s just pride fuckin’ with you. AND In my defense when it happened to me the chick was experimenting with guys, at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

For the three people that haven’t seen Courtney CoXXX’s self gratification scene from Dirt a couple of weeks back its below the fold.

h/t to egotastic on the thesbian bit