Comments on: Vincent Gallo Sex-4-Sale Update

By: travelingirl73

travelingirl73 — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:03:44 +0000

I, too, just threw up in my mouth a little bit . . . He crosses the line from disgusting to just plain foul. I have to look away.

By: ken

ken — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:10:37 +0000

Well, I guess it could be worse. I mean, you could do something like really suck his cock on screen for… oh wait, somebody already did this. Nevermind…

By: bobgirrl

bobgirrl — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:22:20 +0000

OK, I kinda like like the shoes in the second picture. But I would never wear white shoes. So I’m hoping they’re slightly off-white. And stuff.

By: slug

slug — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:26:01 +0000

Okay, it’s been 10 minutes and I still have no offers. What’s the deal?

By: slug

slug — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:16:37 +0000

The really depressing thing is that I’m sure he gets more tail than I do.

I’ve said this before (probably on this website) but ladies, my seed is available for half of his price. Just choose the delivery method: natural, doctor’s office, Dixie cup, used napkin, or “grab bag”.

“Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.”

I assume the fee gets lower the closer he gets to last call.

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:53:08 +0000

BTW, his faux-fashion sense is just adding insult to injury, too. I’m not even going to start tearing that to shreds–I’d be here all night!

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:51:27 +0000

Jesus H. Christ!!! From what swamp did this creature slither? Yecccchhh!!!

Hey, I have an idea–we can all put up websites pretending to be something we aren’t. I think I’ll pass on “being” an escort, and instead choose to pretend people pay me for my (cough) expertise (cough) in astrophysics. Maybe Mr. Atoz and Phinnie can pretend women pay them for sex, though. Think of the potential cash flow! If they keep the schtick going for long enough, maybe some nitwits will pay THEM 50-100K for a fistful of spooge! Er, test tube. Whatever.

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:45:46 +0000

I need alot more of that other Gallo’s produce to even want to look at this Gallo…….barf.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:37:12 +0000

I think I just threw up a little…

By: In other news - The Blemish

In other news - The Blemish — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:11:28 +0000

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