Vanity Fair has posed the following question: Who Is The Most Handsome Man In The World? Among the nominees are the likes of Clive Owen, Javier Bardem, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, some dude with the first name of “Nacho,” George Clooney, and a not-so dark horse who is running away with it all. The comments below the poll itself are absolutely dripping with glitter and heart-dotted “i”s, and the Twilight fans have called the results thus far: 70% in favor of Robert Pattinson. What the hell? The guy certainly has a certain unwashed appeal and a nice set of bedroom eyes, but c’mon!

Mates, we are so fucked as a society, for the tweeners are running things, and this is just a sample of what’s in store for us all. There’s almost no possible way to bring this poll back to a more realistic set of results, for the adult vote is gonna fall with the “divide and (not) conquer” approach. Besides, the tweeners are all twiddling their thumbs on summer vacay and, as a result, have nothing better to do than vote their asses off, that is, in between stints at the Twilight-oriented fan forums. Sigh.

If you were wondering if there is a NSFW version of the above gorgeousness, why yes, go have some Spanish Eye Candy. Then, vote Javier.