Urban Dictionary’s Word of the Day for July 24
critical ass
adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one’s buttocks.
Jesus, I can’t zip up these jeans anymore - I’ve reached critical ass!
That is all.
Warning: Now Approaching State of Critical Ass
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6 comments
“Critical ass” is pretty excellent. Thank you for the chuckle.
Hey, no problem. That’s my greatest talent.
[...] That is some critical ass! - Agent Bedhead [...]
[...] That is some critical ass! - ABH [...]
Sweet Jesus. I swear I’m going to rip my eyes out if I have to see Kardashian in that same pose I’ve seen 30,000 times. Never has there been a waste of skin (literally) for someone that is absolutely souless.
Can anyone prove me wrong and tell me she has even one redeeming quality or is she just another snob who is headed for that pile of “celebrities” (Zsa Zsa, George Hamilton, Paris Hilton) who are famous for being famous but nothing else?
(Sorry. I just really retch whenever I see her now. I feel better.)
[...] Jennifer Lopez VS. Kim Kardashian, my money’s on the chick that fucked the black dude [...]
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