So far, the twenty-first century has been a big disappointment. No jetpacks, no flying cars, no cities under the sea. The shuttle is a poor excuse for a spaceship, and the sexbots are totally oversold. Trust me, they just lie there in a completely unresponsive manner, almost like actual women. But on the plus side, the Fish ‘n Flush is one age-old dream that has at long last become a reality.
To be honest, the idea of a toilet tank with a functioning ecosystem inside is wrong on so many levels that I hardly know where to begin. I’d never have one in my own home, and entering someone else’s bathroom and seeing this monstrosity would be as disturbing as finding Norman Bates’ mummified grandmother sitting in the living room. Throw in the damn burqinis, and I’m really starting to hate the twenty-first century.
(Via Fark.)
