So where do you do your white trash shopping? Aw, c’mon…. Those obligatory dashes for toilet paper, laundry detergent, and rodent killer have to be done somewhere, right? Sure, I have some Target denial. After all, Target never looks dirty or has the same sort of unsavory clientele as Wal-Mart. Soft light works wonders, doesn’t it?

Target doesn’t feel like a dollar store. Shopping there makes one feel hipper. Then again, soft-light makes everything look far better than flourescent shades of evil. Isn’t red traditionally a power colour, and one that prompts one to overindulge and perhaps shop more?

Wal-Mart tends to be crammed full of crap in every aisle, and you’d be hard pressed to not have to maneuver past a ‘pallet of boxes‘ after eight o’clock in the evening. Target tends to look more orderly, but when they run out of something, nobody ever knows when they will be getting another shipment.

Wal-Mart has grumpy workers, while Target workers seem cheerier. It’s that crappy Wal-Mart ‘team cheer’ they do in the mornings. That would demoralize any human being, and if you don’t buy that, go try it yourself…and email us pictures!

Wal-Mart has those greeters at the door who make you want to dash back out of the store, but Target has the mandatory “Would you like to save ten percent and apply for a Target-Card Visa?” Eeeechhhh…it’s a zero-sum argument there.

Wal-Mart has cardboard ‘furniture’ that you throw away when it collapses. Target has particle board that bachelors keep until their wives throw that crap out. Heh heh.

Finally, according to many many males, Target tends to have more attractive female shoppers, i.e., hot chicks. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Yep…that is why I shop at Target…even though it is white trash. Heh.