Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: Not Anne Hathaway

By Mr. Atoz in Anne Hathaway

annaAnne Hathaway, the (according to some) deeply unsexy star of Brokeback Mountain and The Devil Wears Prada, among others, has handed longtime boyfriend Raffaello Follieri his walking papers. Apparently the guy’s emotional demands had been an issue for some time, and his persistent legal troubles were just too much. Finally Anne decided to throw Raffaello overboard for the good of her career:

It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.

Sacrificing a boyfriend to boost one’s Q rating may seem a little cold-blooded, but there’s no denying that getting rid of a hundred kilos or so of petulant sleaze has a wonderfully slimming effect on Anne. The girl looks attractive, even–dare I say it?–kind of sexy. And by that, of course, I mean “totally out of my league.”



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She’s always had a fantastic rack, but we’ll see if losing her ex results in her boinkability factor being, er, elevated. I am somewhat skeptical.

Either way, the guy sounded like a jerk.

06.17.08 | 5:15 pm
slug

Still doesn’t do anything for me. Maybe it’s because she comes off as a doormat – which is a turn-off for me. It’s kind of like taking in that meth junkie next door after her loser boyfriend beat the shit out of her. Okay, maybe not exactly like that.

06.17.08 | 6:36 pm

Nah I don’t think that’s it either. I mean, Nicole Kidman seems to have pretty ridiculous taste in men but she is still insanely hot (to me, anyway). Katie Holmes is still sexy as hell when she isn’t dressed head to toe in baggy black clothes like an Amish person.

No, I don’t think it’s that.

I think it’s more a vague distressing feeling that if you started kissing her and touched her breasts, she’d tell you to quit that because it tickled. And then start talking about her new movie. I think AB nailed it… maybe she is just not into it, and we can all pick it up.

06.17.08 | 7:09 pm

Let Marilyn Manson date her for a year or so. Then she will be ready for the Flea Experience.

06.17.08 | 9:24 pm

You’re a brave man, Flea. I dunno if they make antibiotics that will get rid of that.

06.18.08 | 12:31 am

:roll:

06.18.08 | 1:28 am

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06.18.08 | 4:48 am

Sorry, still blah. And by the way so are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes – it’s the lack of personality…

06.18.08 | 6:32 am
geomatic1

I never thought she was hot either, until I saw this cleavage shot. I do have the feeling that she would be really boring in bed, though.

06.18.08 | 9:17 am

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06.18.08 | 1:14 pm

She may or may not be a cold fish, but dammit SOMEBODY has to find out, and I am more than willing to volunteer. No, no medals for me, please, I do her…er, this….for my country.

06.18.08 | 3:45 pm

Poor Anne. When you can’t get a bunch of pasty introverts interested in sleeping with you, something’s gone terribly wrong.

06.18.08 | 6:18 pm

I will have you know I am a pasty extrovert.

06.18.08 | 8:06 pm

Well I tend to test straight down the middle on that, but we’re splitting hairs here. We’re a bunch of geeks, is my point.

06.19.08 | 2:22 am

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06.22.08 | 11:33 am
Mac

Why didn’t somebody tell me about this sooner?

Gotta get to the dollar store and stock up on some more cologne.

06.25.08 | 9:48 pm


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