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By: Mac

Mac — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:48:30 +0000

Why didn’t somebody tell me about this sooner?

Gotta get to the dollar store and stock up on some more cologne.

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By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:22:10 +0000

Well I tend to test straight down the middle on that, but we’re splitting hairs here. We’re a bunch of geeks, is my point.

By: Flea

Flea — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:06:48 +0000

I will have you know I am a pasty extrovert.

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:18:14 +0000

Poor Anne. When you can’t get a bunch of pasty introverts interested in sleeping with you, something’s gone terribly wrong.

By: Vermillion

Vermillion — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:45:01 +0000

She may or may not be a cold fish, but dammit SOMEBODY has to find out, and I am more than willing to volunteer. No, no medals for me, please, I do her…er, this….for my country.

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By: geomatic1

geomatic1 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:17:10 +0000

I never thought she was hot either, until I saw this cleavage shot. I do have the feeling that she would be really boring in bed, though.

By: SarahReznor

SarahReznor — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:32:13 +0000

Sorry, still blah. And by the way so are Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes – it’s the lack of personality…

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By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:28:40 +0000

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:31:38 +0000

You’re a brave man, Flea. I dunno if they make antibiotics that will get rid of that.

By: Flea

Flea — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:24:32 +0000

Let Marilyn Manson date her for a year or so. Then she will be ready for the Flea Experience.

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:09:31 +0000

Nah I don’t think that’s it either. I mean, Nicole Kidman seems to have pretty ridiculous taste in men but she is still insanely hot (to me, anyway). Katie Holmes is still sexy as hell when she isn’t dressed head to toe in baggy black clothes like an Amish person.

No, I don’t think it’s that.

I think it’s more a vague distressing feeling that if you started kissing her and touched her breasts, she’d tell you to quit that because it tickled. And then start talking about her new movie. I think AB nailed it… maybe she is just not into it, and we can all pick it up.

By: slug

slug — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:36:18 +0000

Still doesn’t do anything for me. Maybe it’s because she comes off as a doormat – which is a turn-off for me. It’s kind of like taking in that meth junkie next door after her loser boyfriend beat the shit out of her. Okay, maybe not exactly like that.

By: jvon

jvon — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:15:50 +0000

She’s always had a fantastic rack, but we’ll see if losing her ex results in her boinkability factor being, er, elevated. I am somewhat skeptical.

Either way, the guy sounded like a jerk.