If your pick in the ScarSpicoli death pool was “three months and change,” then step right up and collect your winnings. (And kudos to you, sir or madame, for your faith in the all-conquering power of love. I gave this thing four weeks, tops.) Scarlett and Sean are now history, according to multiple sources. Reps for the two former lovebirds have offered no comment or explanation. Then again, is any explanation needed? I don’t even particularly like Scarlett Johansson, and I still wouldn’t punish her with a mate like Sean Penn. As for Sean, nobody is a suitable match for him, now that Leona Helmsley is no longer with us. Sean Penn deserves nothing more than to be old and lonely, surrounded by far too many cats. Who would eventually leave him, once he started randomly punching them and hanging out with other, sleazier cats.