The spectacle of Britney’s public meltdown is kindling mixed emotions in all of us: sadness, pity, horror, disgust—and, of course, hilarity. The profoundly evil people over at Stereogum are sponsoring a photoshop contest featuring the new, totally hairless Britney (”I’m not a girl,/ I’m not a woman… / I’m more like some kind of newt”), taking advantage of the brief window of opportunity while this horrible mess is still slightly funny and not just wall-to-wall horrible. Go on over and take a look at the entries. You will laugh. Quite likely you’ll also feel ashamed of yourself, but mostly you’ll laugh.

(Via Best Week Ever.)