Just like last year, Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd Birthday at The Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. However, things were of a decidedly different aura this year. No attempted make-out sessions were to be found with either Paris Hilton or The Hoff. Perhaps more importantly, the Hef did not get jiggy with it either. Instead, the Hef, surrounded by his bitches, just sat on his ass.
Previously: Hugh Hefner Gets Down With His Bad Self, Hugh Hefner Is Kind Of A Dick, What A Difference Two Decades Make (The Beastie Boys)
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First a Penelope Cruz post, and now this. It’s like Christmas!
Somehow I don’t think my 82nd birthday will be quite as… scenic as Hef’s was. As for him just sitting on his ass, he was probably resting up for later. Or waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
Well, last year, Hef got pretty funky with the dance moves, so it’s a noticeable difference that I just had to point out.
And that wasn’t exactly a Penelope post…… it was a Javier post with Penelope on the side.
Make fun of The Hef all you want, but I want as much borderline skank tail as he does when I’m 82!