You want to hear more about Snoop Dogg, right? Of course you do. Based on a couple of very brief visits to the Strip, I always thought Las Vegas was essentially Epcot with rabies. But these days, it’s starting to look like a distinctly interesting town. First we get Paris Hilton stopping by long enough to get busted for drugs (drugs that, allegedly, she was planning to conceal in her Chamber of Horrors), and now we get Demi Moore and her male child bride behaving like a couple of damn fools at a Snoop Dogg concert. Evidently Demi was so caught up in the music that she couldn’t stop herself from joining Snoop onstage and showing off the smooth moves that made Striptease such a timeless cinematic gem. She also tried to get Ashton to join her, but he was more comfortable sitting back and cheering her on from the sidelines. (TMZ has the video here, if you’re interested.)

Okay, slow news day. There’s nothing wrong per se with dancing around and acting a little silly, and the Kutchers seem like a couple of noisy but basically harmless people. And not a few women would cheerfully bathe in the blood of Girl Scouts if they could look as good as Demi does a little more than two years out from her fiftieth birthday. But she’s getting a wee bit old for these Pamela Andersonesque escapades, and at a Snoop Dogg concert? Show some dignity, fer chrissake. Not to mention better musical taste.