…and we join Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn during their recent trip to Las Vegas, where the two did a little gambling before his standup comedy routine…
Vince: “They’re gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?”
Jen: “Do you think we’ll be done by midnight?”
Vince: “Baby, we’re going to be up five hundy by midnight!”
Jen: “Whatever.”
Vince: “Vegas baby! Vegas!”
Jen: “Vegas.” Yawns. “Couldn’t you have at least shaved for this trip?”
Vince: “Oh Jen you don’t want all that ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ horseshit. Guys like you and me gotta kick it here. old school.”
Jen: “I keep telling you that I’m not one of your guys. Oh and this is definitely ‘old school.’ This place is dead.”
Vince: “That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.”
Jen: “Can we just go, please, can we go?”
Vince: “Baby don’t talk that way.”
Jen: “I want to leave. I’m sorry, but I just want to leave.”
Vince: “You shouldn’t be sorry, you’re a winner. I’m the fucking loser. You were with Brad Pitt, and you’re just using me as a rebound relationship, and I need to just let you do that. I’m the one who should be sorry.”
Jen: “Stop the game.”
Vince: “Wait I’m gonna do my thing with the thing.”
Jen leaves. Later that night, Vince performs his routine alone.
Vince: “Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.”
“Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here?”
“What? What? That’s right, I’m the asshole. I’m the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I’m outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.”
