HEY YALL. IT’S SADIE LOU! MY HAIR LOOKS BADD CUZ THAT BEULLAH MAE TOOK MY DURN HOT ROLLERS!! LAST WEEK AND I’S NOT SEEN UM AGAIN. AND SHE’S ALL DRUNK AND STUFF AND NOT WRITEIN TODAY.
THAT DURN LADY SADIE AND HER CLASSY DIVA FRIENDS WROTE ABOUT WIMMENS WANTS YESTERDAY, SO I THOGHT I WULD TOO!
0. AND I’D LIKE IT IF HE SHARES HIS TOOTHPICK WITH ME, SO I’D NOT HAVE TO GET MAH OWN.
1. HE’D PUT A BLANKET IN HIS TRUCK, SO MAH BACK WULDN’T LOOK LIKE THE IMPRINT OF HIS AIR GATE. OWWWCH.
2. HE WULDN’T MIND MY HOLLERIN’ AT THAT HOTTY JEFF GORDON WHEN ITS GETTIN TO BE MAH TIME! WOOHHHHHEEEEE.
3. A MAN SHULD ALWAYS EAT THE CORN STRAIT OFF THE COB, NONE OF THEM UTINSELS. THAT SHOWS HE DON’T MIND GIVEN THE ORAL PLESHURE.
5. HE’D A GOIN CONFUSCATIN MAH HOT ROLLERS!!!!!!
NOW GO VISIT ALL MAH COUSINS AND GIVVEM KISSES FROM SADIE LOU.
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That bears a striking resemblance to the love letters some of my Army buddies used to get.
Frighteningly well done
And here I thought White trash wimmens all wanted a fortnight full of fistin’ – or is that the white trash men?
Hmmm. Well, I’m not sure on that one, Dan. I think it’s probably just the men who think about that;-)
I seen yore pitcher at that Vince place. Yew shore got purty tattoos
Dan, you’re horrible.
So this is really what wimmen want? Why did I have to wait this long to find out?
WTW 9 – IM BAAACK!!!!
HAHAHA YALLL!!!!! I tole that BITCH MISS BETH she aint gittin no luv on Wensday’s if i aint arouned!!!!
YALL MISST ME!!!!!!!!!
and i no i prolly sound all peppie and cheary and all but i aint cuz i am hertin fer certin. yessirreee. and i …