Oh, we all know that Kanye would be a total dick if he were able to speak to Patrick Swayze.

On a related note, we’ve received a few emails asking why we haven’t discuss Kanye’s most recent display of rude, egotistical behavior at the MTV VMA awards. Well, everyone else was already covering the issue, and there’s not much else to say except for the following: (1) I don’t think it was staged in manner of the display of affection between Eminem & Bruno; (2) Kanye should stay away from awards shows and, instead, look into some therapy. He’s gotta stop blaming his behavior upon the continuing grieving process for his mother. Countless people have lost parents as well, but that doesn’t give anyone the right to reguarly treat other people like total crap. Besides, he’s pretty much always acted like this, and his routine has long since worn thin.

Pic shamelessly swiped from WWTDD.