Most of us who have recently stood in line at the grocery store are aware that Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt are with child. As two of the best looking celebrities out there, it is expected that their child will quite possibly be the most attractive human being on the planet.

Is it possible though, that when two people are that good looking, that the good genes might just work in reverse – that the recessive “ugly” genes might gang up and kick the beautiful traits right out of competition? This was how I used to explain the fact that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted their children, rather than take chances at the russian roulette of genetics. Now, of course, I know that Tom’s just been repressing his homosexuality for all these decades.

Yet one can only imagine what would happen if Angelina and Brad’s child was less than attractive. Perhaps Brad’s old draq queen photo might give us a hint of the worst-case scenario: