I really should delight in the misfortunes of Parisite Hilton as much as I do.
It can’t be doing good things for the ebb and flow of good and bad vibes in the world surrounding me.
I couldn’t help but giggle like a school girl when it was announced today that Paris has been charged with driving under the influence.
I can’t wait for her reaction if she’s found guilty and for the first time in her life held accountable for her actions.
Hilton was scheduled to be arraigned Sept. 28 in Superior Court on charges of driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent, said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for city prosecutors.
Hilton is not required to appear at the arraignment, Velasquez said.
The 25-year-old Hilton was arrested Sept. 7 after being stopped in her Mercedes-Benz SLR. Police said her blood-alcohol level was 0.08 percent, the minimum to warrant an arrest.
I’m guessing she might have been stretching the truth just a wee bit when she made those claims that nothing happened when she was in the police station. The only thing that could make this better would be for the city to call Lindsay Lohan as a character witness.
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I’m going to guess that the excellent lawyer that the Hilton billions will purchase will proceed to eviscerate the arresting officer, his/her car, the field sobriety test and/or field blow uint so thoroughly as to make the prosecutor ask “did anyong get the number of the Mack truck that just ran me into the ground?”
is she trying to be sexy? or is she trying to sheer the steal of that door with her razor boned ass?
Why do people think that that anorexic whore is hot?
I’d rather hit her sister, though her sister could use a nose job.
There’s a “I heard hooves, but didn’t think to think of zebras” joke in there, I just momentarily lack the requisite elbow length rubber gloves, chlorox, and penicillin to retrieve it. Oh, and a stick, a really, really long stick.