backstage at the fort hays chuckwagon supper show: the one & only lita ford
Before there was Avril Lavigne, there was LITA FORD. Back in the 80s, when Sadie Lou & Beulah Mae were co-presidents of the Lita Ford International Fan Club, they never would have dreamed they’d still be co-presidents well into the 21st Century. Unlike her legions of imitators, Lita has never sold out by playing Vegas showrooms, & continues to inspire new generations of Motocross fans & Harley wives at road shows & monster truck derbies across America. Even more exciting is the news Ashlee Simpson may play Lita in the long-awaited biopic: Kiss Me Deadly – the Lita Ford Story. (Sadie Lou & Beulah Mae will be played by Edie McClurg & Harriet Sansom Harris) Lita Ford, we salute you!
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Fuck. Me. Running.
Is that really Lita Ford???
What’s up with the lurkers lately, gay boyfriend? They’re sooper annoying…and then they rustle back to their own blogs and complain about getting not enough comments themselves.
Then they email me, asking me to help them fix some errant crap on their blog that I had nothing to do with in the first place.
I just vomitted up my free lunch office pizza!!
That isn’t Lita is it? Do tell? I mean, it’s not as if I’d really know (wasn’t she a hot blond chick?)
Dammit, where did you find my wedding picture?
Goddammit, she is still one fine bitch! I bet Ozzy would do another duet with her…under the influence (of everything) course.
Lita’s looking a bit rough these days, but nothing like that. Tawny Kitaen, OTOH, looks like the queen bitch of the weight room in a women’s prison.
I guess we know the answer to Ozzy asking ‘If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged?’
No.
If one has to be in prison, one might as well be a queen bitch…rather than one of the underlings.
That isn’t lita, noobs.
@ Thompson:
Yes, I knew that’s not Lita. I was being quite sarcastic.
LOLL THAT THAIR AINT FUNNEY JEFFRO U TALKIN BOUT MY GURL LITER!!!!!
AND HELL YA ME ‘N’ SAIDIE LOU AND EVEN MISS BETH THAT BITCH WE IS THE 3 PRESSIDENT’S OF THE LITER FORD FAN CLUB!!!1!! CUZ SHE IS RULZ!!
U IS LUCKEY MISS BETH THAT BITCH AINT SEEN UR TALKIN SMACK ABOUT LITER WHEN SHE WUZ IN FLORIDY CUZ MISS BETH THAT BITCH SHILL COME KICK UR ASS JEFFRO FER TALKIN SMACK ABOUT LITER!!!!!
AND U 2 SAIDIDE LOU!!!1!