From now on, White Trash Wednesday will called”’well, “Wednesday.” A special designation would just be redundant, because, if you can believe MSNBC, we are all white trash. According to this theory, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson are on the cultural cutting edge, like Seattle grunge rockers in 1990. KFed isn’t a no-account husband and father and general waste of protoplasm, he”’s a trendsetter. A visionary, really.
Personally, I’ve got my doubts. The notion that it’s cool to be white trash sounds a lot like Huey Lewis’s old idea that “it’s hip to be square.” And that line did wonders for your career, eh, Huey?
