As agent bedhead documented several months back Osama bin Laden wants to play show Whitney Houston just how luxurious cave life can be.
Well now that Whitney is free from that dead-beat American hatin’ no good Bobby Brown she’s free to once again fight for truth, justice and the American way.
Whitney’s latest ploy to save the world? She’s auctioning off her undies. Some would see this as a desperate ploy by a desperate woman. Yet those of us “in the know” realize it’s a brilliant scheme to lure bin Laden our of hiding (or confirm he’s moved on to that great goat farm in the sky).
I mean who could resist owning something that’s been so close to Whitney’s naughty bits? Me, I’m auctioning off my under-roos (autographed by Tara Reid) in hopes of snagging something leopard print.
