Page Six: Osama Bin Laden agrees with the U.S. general public on one thing - Bobby Brown is a completely useless human being. Yet as terrorists often carry beliefs to dramatic heights involving bloodbaths, Osama actually pondered taking out a hit on Brown so that he could possess Whitney Houston as an addition for his very own collection of wives:
“[He would say] how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed.”
This late-nite talk show fodder is according to Kola Boof, who is famous only for her claimed status as bin Laden’s former sex slave. Kola also claims to have regularly seen copies of Playboy and Star Magazines in bin Laden’s possession. Oh gawd.
- Thanx to Sir Flea for the tip.
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He’s probably got a shot. Osama’d probably beat her less and he’s got a wad of cash, unlike Mr. Brown. Plus the three out of four Pakistani mountain goats surveyed say Osama is a “giver” in the sack, err, I mean cave.
Osama obviously missed the E! True Hollywood Story where Whitney went to Israel to be with her tribe and hang out with Ariel Sharon.
He might have a chance if he’s got some good coke.
Knock off Bobby Brown? Please?
Playboy? Huh. I thought Osama would’ve been down with the hardcore shit. At least Hustler. And perhaps some tasty autofellatio vids.
Oh, you know he prances around his cave singing “I’m every woman/it’s all in meeeeeee!/anything ya want now baby….”
Think about it.
I think he saw The Bodyguard too many times!
Oh. My. God.
Hey, my gay boyfriend’s back in town!
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