Tyler Durden will be back on Monday, August 14th at 12:01 AM.
(WWTDD)
Britney Spears has officially lost her fucking mind.
(Celebitchy)
The Sex Erotic Fiction Contest invites participants of most perversions.
(Wired Sex Drive Daily)
In lieu of decent summer movies: Return of the Firecrotch!
(Egotastic!)
Jennifer “I Won’t Marry While Brad Is Single” Aniston has unceremoniously DUMPED Vince “I Used To Be Money” Vaughn.
(The Bosh)
Jennifer “Perpetual Beautiful Loser” Aniston and Vince “She’s Just Using You, Buddy” Vaughn are ENGAGED!
(I Don’t Like You In That Way)
Jennifer “Still Wearing Black To Mourn Loss Of Brad” Aniston and Vince “I’m Officially Out Of Clever Nicknames” Vaughn are NOT ENGAGED, DAMMIT!
(ABC News)
HEY! We don’t care about Jennifer and Vince, unless anyone has the delicious tidbit involving which one is denying the engagement in a far more vehement manner. That would be news.
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It’s a good thing I’ll be out in California in a couple weeks… I’ll be able to console poor Jennifer properly.
Don’t worry honey… Nick will make it all better.
Just promise me that I’ll get the scoop on that one.
I won’t EVER give my partner access to my AmEx black card. I can spend more than I have without her assistance.
And Jennifer Aniston is carrying her fucking DOG in one of the shots, which is clinical evidence of mental retardation and perpetual schoolgirl syndrome.
I don’t love her anymore.