Comments on: Who Is This Jennifer Aniston You Speak Of?

By: Martin

Martin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:20:54 +0000

And Jennifer Aniston is carrying her fucking DOG in one of the shots, which is clinical evidence of mental retardation and perpetual schoolgirl syndrome.

I don’t love her anymore.

By: Martin

Martin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:17:46 +0000

I won’t EVER give my partner access to my AmEx black card. I can spend more than I have without her assistance.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:08:34 +0000

Just promise me that I’ll get the scoop on that one.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:03:01 +0000

It’s a good thing I’ll be out in California in a couple weeks… I’ll be able to console poor Jennifer properly.

Don’t worry honey… Nick will make it all better.