Christina Aguilera just created a new fragrance, Inspire, for P&G. The only thing that these Macy’s launch images inspire us to do is stop bathing, keep putting on new makeup over the old stuff, and dress like a desperate hooker. The fragrance itself sounds rather overbearing as well:

Christina Aguilera Inspire will be a tuberose-focused white floral; according to a P&G spokesperson, Aguilera “loves tuberose fragrances but they tend to be a bit heavy so we kept working on it to make it more young”. Additional notes include mango, citrus, freesia, rose, gardenia, orange blossom, sandalwood and musks.

For the record, we find Aguilera to be quite gorgeous at times. In the past few years, however, her look seems so overprocessed. The hair, fake tan, and makeup — it’s all just so itchy. The bitch just needs a damn good soaping off, and then she’d be fine.