Otherwise known as the “Hunk Who Flunked”:
Besides being strikingly handsome, JFK Jr. was also fabulously wealthy. This would account for the reason that I envy him - he had the disposable income to fail the bar exam not once but twice without worrying if he’d have to sell his fine body to sustain food, clothing, and shelter.
It goes without saying that I don’t envy the fact that he’s…uh…dead.
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Is there a bar exam coming up??
Failing the bar exam twicet: no bad. Failing the instrumentation flying oncet: very bad.
I has to be agreeing with the Velocipilot.
… don’t envy dead people.. it’s bad luck….
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA. Thanks, Eric. I needed that laugh.
I take back all those metrosexual jokes I’ve made, and I’ll just blame ‘em on V’man. He likes that.
When I look at the Kennedys and consider Joe Kennedy, Jr. (died in a plane crash), JFK (PT-109, basically a boating accident; died in a limo), Ted Kennedy (Chappaquiddick) and JFK, Jr. (died ina plane crash), I can’t help but remember Natalya’s comment to James Bond in Goldeneye: “What is it with you and moving vehicles?�
Hmmm. Interesting choice of Bond movies to quote. Makes me wonder for a moment.
Didn’t he fail more than twice? You’ll do fine dear, just fine!
Envy or gay lust ? Hard to tell from your fawning
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