Following a recent post, the lovely jmflynny expressed an opinion in regard to one Jennifer Aniston:

I DO NOT GET that so many find her attractive.

My thoughts often echo this sentiment, and after pondering the issue for awhile, my conclusion was that Jennifer Aniston is attractive only because she’s not unattractive. She’s pretty but merely in a very plain way. What follows is an attempt to toss out some perks and not-so-perks:

Positives
1. All body parts appear to be present.

2. Not overweight. Slightly toned. Obvously works out without overdoing it.

3. Feminine haircut, i.e., absence of the “news anchor dyke” hairdo.

Men find this combination hard to turn down, since nothing appears to be outwardly wrong with her. Not fat? Check. Long hair? Check. Not a man? Check.

Negatives
1. Always wears black without being teh goth.

2. Same flat hairdo with hair hanging around face.

3. Essentially plays the same part in every movie or television show.

Overall Evaluation: General lack of variety in every area of life. Emotionally constipated. Has daddy issues. Afraid of change. Suggestive of uptight, inflexible personality, as well as frigidity in the sack. High-maintenance girl next door.

See also Jennifer Aniston Black Dress Gallery