We can think of fewer films other than The Dutchess that would qualify as The Bitchiest Film Screening Ever:
Donald Trump: He’s still pissed off at becoming the 1st Inductee into the Bedhead Hall Of Shame.
Melania Trump: The poor thing knows “the grim reality of Donald Trump in his birthday suit.”
Anna Wintour: That evil smile belongs to the editor of Vogue, a.k.a. “Satan”. We’d say more, but she could have us killed or, at the very least, sartorially sacrificed.
Keira Knightley, She’s kissed Johnny Depp & James McAvoy, but Keira is still most miserable actress in England.
One thing is for certain: That must have been one hell of an after party.
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[...] Constipated on the red carpet - AB [...]
[...] Why is Keira Knightley constipated? [...]
Anna Wintour is more than twice Keira’s age yet looks light years more healthy and attractive. Then, to deliberately draw the gaunt look on Keira’s cheeks to make her appear even more scary-skinny is, frankly, twisted. The fact that she finds her razor thin physique in need of even thinner styling just proves that she’s a few fries short of a happy-meal.
the party with no olives for your martini I take it. just way too fattening…keira looks like a ghost, she needs a happy meal!
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