When William Shatner isn’t busy flipping off J.J. Abrams or eating dessert with Henry Rollins, the Shat’s been cracking the whip upon a ghostwriter writing his autobiography. Naturally, he’s dishing a few lurid details:

WOMEN who slept with William Shatner sometimes had an out-of-this-world fantasy - they’d pretend they were being beamed up to ecstasy by the commander of the Starship Enterprise. The “Star Trek” legend tells Page Six his partners would dramatically gasp, “So, this is what it’s like to be in bed with Captain Kirk!” Shatner - whose autobiography, “Up Till Now,” hits stores today - laughed, “You can’t imagine how much of a downer that is in every sense of the word.”

Well, this could easily have been worse. I can imagine that poor Brent Spiner has suffered through far too many references to being “anatomically correct,” or, in the case of a really freaky chick, Spiner may have been forced to endure the following: “If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be… unfortunate.” Trekkies are weird.