In which we compare those improbable chick magnets:
| Wilmer Valderrama | James Blunt | |||
| Vitals | b. 1980 Miami, 5′8", claims 8+" (says nickname is Big Wil) | b. 1977 Hampshire 5′8" (Sunday Telegraph claims born 1974) |
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| Catalyst | Venezuela | Kosovo | ||
| Famous Shags | Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Rosario Dawson, Sofia Vergera, Jennifer Love Hewitt (denies), Mandy Moore (denies) | Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta, supermodel Petra Nemcova, TV bimbo Emma Kearney | ||
| Roots | Colombian / Venezuelan | Danish royalty | ||
| Spiritual experience | Kabbalah | On duty for funeral of Queen Mother | ||
| Role Model | Erik Estrada | Cat Power | ||
| Fans | Michael Lohan | Paris Hilton, Elton John, Paul McCartney | ||
| Friends | Ashton Kutchner, Macauley Culkin, Laura Prepon | Carrie Fisher | ||
| Enemies | Mandy Moore & Lindsay Lohan Fan Clubs | Declan O’Rourke, Alison Goldfrapp, many others | ||
| Doth protest too much | "I’ve never been unfaithful. My dad has never been unfaithful. And if you are even thinking about being unfaithful, you just shouldn’t be in that relationship." | "Just because I had a guitar with me in Kosovo doesn’t mean I’m overly sensitive. In fact, most people would say I’m not very sensitive." | ||
| Oddity | Has been punk’d 3 times | Appeared naked in student movie | ||
| Backlash | That 70s Show cancelled | British radio station bans Blunt songs after listeners beg for reprieve | ||
| Candid observation | "Straight can be so boring. Take it from me." | "I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I’m probably emotionally stunted." |
11 comments
Cat Power? HAHHAHAHHAHA.
OK, I just realized the first guy IS from the 70s show (after like, reading the whole thing). He’s totally Erik Estrada, with the zipperhead and everything.
And the second guy looks like an Islamonutter.
“Improbable” might be the understatement of the week.
WTF, no Am I Annoying entry for Blunt? You could write that one!
Eh, their search function sucks. Here he is!
http://amiannoying.com/(1uhtzsrbtahhp445o4irms55)/view.aspx?ID=16611
Oh the shame…I have no idea who James Blunt is!
I don’t know James Blunt either…but apparently he’s an annoying musician. Like many musicians.
Theresa is the only person on the planet whose blissfully unaware
I actually enjoy being ignorant about some things, ya know?
yeah, i don’t get the fascinations i hear some people having with these two… just don’t cut it.
Based on that picture of Blunt, you should have wrote “Cat Stevens” (well, pre-Islamowacko days Cat Stevens) and not “Cat Power”.
“Straight can be so boring” = gay.
Mystery solved. You know how much them socialites loves the homos.