The big news in Beijing this weekend was Michael Phelps, who won the gold in every event he competed in and broke the record for most gold medals won by one athlete in a single Olympics. It’s an achievement that ought to pay off for the swimmer, but let’s not let this distract us from the real sports story. I’m talking about Jennifer Lopez, of course. The multi-talented something-or-other, who hasn’t had a hit record or a hit movie in years (although Gigli makes her place in film history secure), appeared yesterday on Good Morning America. Hits being rather thin on the ground just now, she had to find something to talk about, so JLo chose to announce that she’s begun training for a triathlon. All very admirable, of course, but Jennifer seems to resent Phelps for hogging the spotlight. After her segment she was overheard complaining that she “couldn’t understand why everyone was talking about that swimmer
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Some babe on Redeye said the only thing Phelps can do now is repeat as a one baller like Lance Armstrong.
“then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth”
It’s not like giving birth with that enormous ass is all that great a feat.
I watched my teeny ex-cheerleader wife push out two 10-pounders within 20 months of each other and did it without a c-section or drugs. I’m popping Percocet 2 at a time when I get a slight groin pull in my soccer games.
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Poor JLo. Someone should tell her that she doesn’t get to pick what the big story is.
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Someone should feed her 12,000 calories a day for a while. One really needs to work their ass off to keep from balloning into a sumo wrestler on that diet.
Actually, I think sumo’s only take in 5,000 or so calories/day.
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