It really isn’t fair to call Kim Kardashian a vacuous, airheaded attention whore with hyperinflated glutes. She’s a vacuous, airheaded attention whore with hyperinflated glutes and a social conscience. And, like her late father, she seems to have a soft spot for some of the uglier pieces of slime to be caught in the grease trap of our penal system. That’s why she’s wearing this “Free Joe” t-shirt, to show her support for—who else?—Joe Francis, the erstwhile “Girls Gone Wild” mogul who’s languishing in jail while awaiting trial on charges involving about eighteen different flavors of sexual skullduggery with underage girls.

You’ve got to give the girl credit. This isn’t one of those standard causes that celebutards flock to, like adopting Third World orphans, or joining PETA and annoying the living bejeezus out just about everybody. I’d give Kim credit for original thinking, if I believed thought played any role at all in Kim’s decision. TMZ has a video where Kim explains why she chose to wear the shirt. It’s only forty seconds long, but that’s plenty of time for you to enjoy the soothing haze that will engulf your brain as Kim’s little monologue makes your IQ drop by about fifteen points.