Woody Allen Is SO Full Of Crap

By Bedhead in Film, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Vicky Christina Barcelona, Woody Allen

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Oh, Woody. Despite the blatant suggestions found within still images of Vicky Cristina Barcelona (here and there), and, in shameless disregard to the “Wakka chikka, wakka chikka” vibe going on within the film’s trailer itself, Woody Allen still insists that he is not a dirty old man who just wants to see Scarlett Johansson’s boobies. Indeed, the auteur maintains that any so-called threesome found within the film itself would be rather incidental and, at best, a plot device that simply pales in comparison to the real-life harem of fembots drawn from Woody’s own stockpile of “criminally sexy” actresses who would “sew the hems of his pants” if requested. So, despite the actual occurence of a threesome between Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Scarlett, Woody has consistently gotten crazy with the anti-hype statements. Really, it’s gonna be the most boring threesome ever.

However, this newly-released poster for Vicky Cristina Barcelona would suggest otherwise.

Source: FirstShowing.net



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Woody Allen still insists that he is not a dirty old man who just wants to see Scarlett Johansson’s boobies.

Such a task actually makes Woody Allen a philanthropist.

06.17.08 | 12:44 pm

I for one think Woody Allen deserves some sort of award for getting these two (well, three) in bed together. His motives are not that important to me.

06.17.08 | 2:48 pm
I choose me

Javier Bardeem. Nuff said. I’m there.

06.18.08 | 2:46 pm
longboarder

Flea and Jvon are true geniuses. Are therefore correct on all accounts.

Woody, if you read this, get a reality show going. Now! Yours would be 10 times better than Denis Richards, even, sadly enough, with her semi -naked for 32 seconds on each show.

06.30.08 | 2:03 am
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