Well, it looks like neither Ewan McGregor nor Colin Ferrell will be “doing” Woody Allen again anytime soon. Allen’s latest film in the queue, Cassandra’s Dream, will go straight to the DVD bin:
Woody Allen’s “Cassandra’s Dream” is skipping the bigscreen and going direct to DVD in Germany after Constantin Film yanked the Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell drama from its theatrical lineup at the last minute.
“Cassandra’s Dream,” which was to be released Thursday, will go out on DVD this summer.
The last Allen film that failed to make it onto German screens was 2002’s “Hollywood Ending,” which has yet to be released on DVD here.
Clearly, there is no justice in this world. Germany apparently loves Tom Cruise yet hates Woody Allen. Hell, even Jessica Simpson got a limited theater run, such as it was, for her latest pile of cinematic crap. Yet we can rest assured that the lovely and dashing Ewan still has that produce career to fall back upon. Colin Farrell . . . not so much. Get that man a shower.
Woody fans can still look forward to the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, starring the auteur’s flavour of the decade, Scarlett Johansson, along with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem (yowza). However, that film, shot in Barcelona, Spain, hasn’t freed itself from the red tape of controversy either. Some Spaniards have taken issue with the film’s appropriation of $1.4 million in government funding. Regardless, here’s to hoping that Johansson’s crackage inspired Woody to previously unheard of heights. Or something like that.
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I don’t know what it is but there is something less interesting about Ewan McGregor this year…
He never should have had that magic mole removed.
I just looked at the Scarlett crack shot. She’s got butt cleavage!
Tell me about it, Flea. The glimmer that once was has somehow faded for me.
Perhaps if he was, I don’t know, naked?
Oh, hell. Flea just misses that mole.
I might have to start photoshopping it back into pictures.
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It could also be that he squandered his credibility by starring in those awful Star Wars movies which should never have happened. I don’t know if I can take him seriously after watching him say “your clones are very impressive”.
His willy is impressive!
Well, I was not going to mention it but now you have brought it up MOLE MOLE MOLE!!!
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