We do plenty of stories here—and by “plenty,” I mean a lot—about Paris Hilton behaving like a jackass with her fellow celebutards. But it’s nice to know that Paris has enough moronic bile left over to share some with the little people. Take, for example, this story about Paris playing shopping-cart bumper cars with an old woman and raising such a ruckus that the manager intervened and threw Paris out of his store. On the one hand, it’s nice to know there are people out there who won’t take the crap Paris dishes out on a more or less random basis. On the other hand, the fact that this obnoxious dimwit still has fan clubs is all the proof you need to know that we as a civilization are doomed. Doomed, I tell you.

On a slightly related note, MollyGood has a gallery of celebrities photoshopped so we can see how they’ll look in 2037. Paris looks pretty good. Not attractive—basically she looks like a silly old woman—but age might take some of the edge off her bitchiness. Also, she looks frail enough that an 8-year-old could probably ram her cart into the next aisle.