The family of noted heterosexual Tom Cruise may be getting larger. The Post’s Page Six reports that Katie Holmes has been spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center doing whatever people do there. Normally the news that Scientologists spend a lot of time doing weirdass stuff would be a dog-bites-man story, but this one might be different:

This is exactly what happened just before [Katie] got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.

Presumably Tom’s own preparations involve repeated viewings of that volleyball scene from Top Gun while he tries to fill the turkey baster, all the while trying desperately to avoid the realization that his precious bodily fluids are about to embark on a terrifying journey into the interior of a woman’s body. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.