For the past six months, rumours have been circulating that pop singer Pink has joined Scientology. Now, it looks like we have some photo confirmation of Pink’s involvement with the cult. After all, Lisa Marie Presley doesn’t befriend (or hold hands with) non-Scientologists, which is a fact that Elvis, who was a vocal opponent of the CO$ before his 1977 death, would not be so thrilled to hear:
Despite this, his ex-wife Priscilla was persuaded by John Travolta to join the church just a couple of years after the King’s death. Lisa Marie was taken along too.
This year, Lisa moved into a three-story house situated on a bay in Clearwater, Florida – one of the home bases for Scientology.
Sources say Lisa Marie paid $1.5 million for the house at 1100 North Osceola Ave. because she desperately wanted to live close to the church. It was in that house that she collapsed in pain and was eventually taken to nearby Morton Plant Hospital, not long after undergoing the Scientology “cleansing” ritual.
During her hospital stay, STAR has learned that the 100-lb. young woman had an alarmingly high cholesterol level of 490. Doctors say healthy cholesterol levels usually average around 200.
The Scientology cleansing program can consist of ingesting megadoses of vitamins and sitting for hours in saunas, which can cause dehydration.
According to Dr. Victor Herbert, a professor at New York’s Mount Sinai hospital, starvation and malnutrition can dramatically increase cholesterol levels.
“If these conditions continue, it can be life-threatening,” says Herbert. “It can cause blood clotting, heart attacks and strokes. She is killing herself.”
Doctors also discovered that Lisa Marie is suffering from Epstein Barr syndrome, also known as Chronic Fatigue syndrome, and energy-sapping ailment that doctors have found difficult to explain. Cher, Nicollette Sheridan and Peggy Lipton are just some of the stars who have been plagued by the baffling illness that leads to an inability to concentrate, overwhelming fatigue, sore throats and muscle pain.
Too bad Scientologists don’t believe in such “state of mind” illnesses as the Epstein Barr and Chronic Fatigue syndromes, eh? As to Pink, spilling her secrets to the CO$ auditors will make for a more painful withdrawal than that silly divorce thing she went through not too long ago. Recruit, recruit, recruit. Get ‘em while they’re down. Isn’t that right, Tom Cruise?
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Maybe I missed something but was that story about Lisa Marie’s collapse recent? Because it’s been a while since she weighed 100 pounds.
Those pictures are old Lisa Marie looks creepy as hell now, just like her mother. She has been friends with Pink for a long time and even gave her a puppy which sadly drowned in Pink’s pool. Anyway, I hope the rumors are false and that she hasn’t joined. Being friends with a Scientologist doesn’t necessarily mean you are one, though Scientologists are opposed to people aren’t part of the cult which they deem “suppressive persons” and they do try to get them involved. I’d like to think Lisa is open enough to make an exception on occasion to that rule though as she has married outside the church in the past and probably knows quite a few people outside of it. Scientology is a terrible thing and I pray Pink stays as far away from it as possible and anyone else who has any shred of common sense. I’ve seen it destroy far to many lives.
“Get ‘em while they’re down.”
Kind of sounds like the recruiting methods for Amway!
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Okay, everyone here is thinking it but I’ll actually say it:
Pink is a dude.