Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow, I must tell you that, upon receiving your latest GOOP newsletter, I’ve realized that you are correct. Yes, I do feel incredibly enlightened and am suddenly and inexplicably “nourish[ing] the inner aspect” like nobody’s business. In fact, this has inspired me to do some extreme fasting and/or colonic therapy too. Or, maybe not.

In this exciting episode of GOOP, Gwyneth passed on her advice about the most pretentious upcoming museum exhibits. Also, she babbled something about incredibly pretentious restaurants too, most of which are probably too expensive for any of us ever want to afford. However, if not for the rest of her glorious GOOP advice, I would have never realized that, at this very moment, the leaves are falling from trees en masse:

The absolute best thing to see at the moment is the changing leaves. I’ve just come back from a week in New York where the trees looked ablaze. If you live in a place where the seasons change, enjoy this time of year!

Thanks for the permission, GPal. I am v. much looking forward to your upcoming promised installment:

Next week we find perfect options for the very versatile, very essential part of any womans wardrobe (mine, anyway) – the little black dress.

Well, for starters, one could shine a light on the dress before hitting the red carpet. Hit the next page for the disastrous results of some idiot stylist who gushed, “Oh girlfriend, you look faboo!”

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