You can take the girl out of Croydon, but you can’t take the Chav out of the girl. That’s why we bring you the most trivial news ever.

Miss Kate Moss recently arrived back in L.A. after a day trip to Miami to shoot her latest cheap-ass Topshop line, and it appears that Moss forgot to zip her fly after a trip to the loo. Of course, if she wasn’t always wearing the same Jamie Hince-inspired grey, black, and striped ensemble lately, photogs would, presumably, have had more interesting things to zoom in upon.

Yeah, I know….she’s the “Best Dressed” woman in the world. Like she really gives a crap.

In other Kate Moss news, the eternal supermodel will reportedly reprise her relationship with lingerie powerhouse Agent Provocateur to model for a bridal-themed line. In addition, it’s been revealed that all ten of Moss’ luggage bags went missing for days in the recent Heathrow debacle that left an “estimated 28,000 that went missing.” However, unlike Naomi Campbell, Kate did not assault or spit upon any airline employees when she learned this distressing news.