Well, that was quick. Insufferable douchebags Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt bailed on the US version of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here after one—count ‘em, one—episode. Sadly, I blinked and missed this one. In theory I ought to be a huge fan of a show that abuses and degrades people like this, but the thought of spending two solid hours in the company of Speidi, Janice Dickinson, Patti Blagojevich, and Sanjaya Malakar was a little too rich for my blood. However, by all accounts the gruesome twosome stole the show with Spencer’s special brand of violent douchiness and Heidi’s unique ability to seem like a scheming bitch who is nevertheless clinically retarded.

One of the few good things about I’m a Celebrity etc. is that the contestants donate their winnings to charity, and it will not surprise you that Heidi and Spencer blew off their own charitable sponsors as if they were a couple of Lauren Conrads. Now TMZ editor Harvey Levin is twittering that Spencer’s charity, the American Red Cross, wants nothing to do with the show or Spencer Pratt:

Just found out… Red Cross just told NBC screw it… Spencer left bad taste… They want no part of show… Spencer even pisses off charities”

On the bright side, this latest Speidi shenanigan might have torpedoed any hope the two had for a post-Hills career. You can express your appreciation to the Red Cross for helping to avert this disaster by going here, if you like.