Jessica Alba is everything Paris Hilton is not: poised, gracious, publicly well behaved and physically attractive. (Okay, they”’re both ot-nay oo-tay ight-bray, if you know what I mean. But Jessica is adorably dumb, like a cocker spaniel puppy, while Paris is more like that tick-infested possum that keeps rooting around in my garbage cans.)
So it”’s just good, malicious fun to watch this blooper reel (mostly Dark Angel outtakes) and see Little Miss Wholesome carpet-bombing with the f-word like a B-52 over Haiphong Harbor. Warning: do not watch if you”’re likely to be offended by more than eighty or ninety serial references to the copulative act.
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Is it the first or second season of Dark Angel bloopers?
Paris is more like that tick-infested possum that keeps rooting around in my garbage cans
You have offended four legged scavengers everywhere. At least when ‘possums are little they’re kind of cute.
Opossums also have prehensile tails, which gives them one more talent than Paris has.
Opossums also have prehensile tails, which gives them one more talent than Paris has.
Ah, but can they suck a golf ball thru a garden hose?