Not just drunk and disorderly, but annoying as hell. That seems to be the official position on what most people call “the Snooki menace.” Back when Snooki was arrested on July 30, the diminutive thingamajig was charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance. Since then, however, the prosecutors apparently have had time to watch a few old episodes of The Jersey Shore. When Snooki’s attorney appeared in court yesterday to enter her not-guilty plea (Snooki herself wasn’t present, which might have been a good strategic move), the prosecutors charged her with the additional misdemeanor of annoying beachgoers with her antics. In other words, this bitch is not just annoying, but criminally annoying:
The newest charge was presented to an attorney for Polizzi just before he entered a plea of not guilty on her behalf to disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance. He also entered a not guilty plea to the annoyance count.
Snooki faces a maximum fine of $2000 for the charges—more likely $500, since at this point she doesn’t actually have a criminal record. Nevertheless, she’s fighting the charges in the interest of preserving her good name. Of course, the prosecutors don’t buy that for an instant. If she continues to jerk them around like this, they’ll probably slap her with an additional charge of conspiracy to commit orangeness.
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Ya, sweartagod, a friend of my roommate was at a bar in Seaside Heights last week (yes, they do it to be ironic), on the phone with said roommate, when Snooki bounded in with all her entourage and sat right next to this friend. And then the bodyguards started hassling the friend–who was there first!–to leave.
/cool story, bro
Being a member of Snooki’s entourage has got to be the only thing in the universe that’s even sadder and more depressing than just being Snooki.
That’s just–that’s just weird. I can’t give you anything else.