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By Mr. Atoz in Justin Bieber, Smoking Bolts

Justin Bieber and critic

Kind of a slow day on the celebrity news front. Most people are kicking back in anticipation of a nice holiday weekend barbecue. (And Lindsay is probably sitting home alone, rewatchinig the Saw movies and wondering just how badly she wants to escape from that SCRAM monitor.) So here’s a follow-up on that Shaved Bieber app, which has been not at all well received by Justin Bieber’s devoted fans. (According to the link, they’re called Bieberettes or Beliebers, which sounds stupid enough that it’s probably true.) Greg Leuch, the inventor of Shaved Bieber, as been inundated by online hate mail from Belieberoids who take the jokey little app very, very seriously. So far, the thread winner would seem to be Alex, a 15-year-old Swiss miss who thinks that Leuch is probably worse than Hitler:

[W]hat you’re doing is going back to World War II all over again. Hilter [sic] wanting to erase Jews from society — you want to erase Justin Drew Bieber. Think about it, are you really ready to become the next bad guy that mostly everyone is against?”

Leuch is fearlessly standing by his app and has even posted a link to his incoming mail, which makes him more like Anne Frank or something. The lesson here, if there is one, is that at least one Swiss teen needs more history lessons and a whole lot of Justin Bieber fans need to get some freakin’ perspective.



7 comments

Technically, he could stuff Justin Bieber in an oven and incinerate him and still only be one-six-millionth as evil as Hitler.

Not that I would ever encourage such a thing.

05.29.10 | 3:09 pm
Thin Wheat

I read that Bieber, like Hitler, has only one nut. Hence the girly haircut and lame gestures.

05.29.10 | 11:43 pm

I can’t bring myself to say anything bad about him… it’s like picking on a 12 year old kid. But the Hitler comparison was too silly to let go without a good poke with a stick.

05.30.10 | 4:42 am

[...] Hitler would have LOVED the Bieb! (AgentBedhead) [...]

05.30.10 | 4:43 pm

[...] Justin Bieber’s fans sink to an unholy/ retarded new low [Agent Bedhead] [...]

05.31.10 | 6:10 pm
Handles

Bieberz by Handles

Take a werd from yer Handles,
Walk a mile in my sandles,
De werld is a twisted place,
Gettin tired of Bieberz face.
I’m a man who gots no fear,
I’ll make my werdz plain an clear,
Limelite godhood isn’t swell,
You’ll trade heaven in fer hell.

All dose Bieberz fans R n00bs,
Dey don’t evin got no boobs,
Dey mite not evin sho it,
But dey can all go blo it.
De’ve got nothin to swagga,
Got no bootie to shagga,
De’ve got a skrach dey can’t itch,
Can’t wait to shaddup deir bitch.

His “art” is far from flawless,
Like his fans can’t go brawless,
Teenie-bopper gutter-snipez,
Buy into de Bieber-hypez.
Deir lozin all deir sensez,
Chokin on small uffencez,
Deir fightin fer him looks odd,
If hez sucha demigod.

Up an away – here we go,
Dis Justin Bieberz doe-doe,
Want to get him off dose screenz,
An mess me up dose preteenz.
Dey still ain’t got no boobies,
Dose liddle Bieberz n00bies,
I’m not lookin fer no thanx,
Justa knockin up dose skanx.

A Bieberz revolushun,
No-Bieber constitushun,
A no-tallent apartheid,
Itz a Bieberz Biebercide.
Shootin down aspirashunz,
Media constipashunz,
Itz anuff to give me gas,
All his fans can kiss my ass!

-To my bruthas in hip-hop:
“Run wit it – have fun wit it” ~ Handles

06.06.10 | 1:27 pm
The Historian

I am 39 years old, and yes, that is probably ancient to some of you. However, it is true that with age comes wisdom.

History has a perverted way of repeating itself… over and over again. I remember the insanity of the Cabbage Patch Doll craze that saw elderly grandmothers being violently knocked down to the floor and people being trampled in toy stores all across North America in the mad rush to get that butt-ugly doll. I remember something similar happening regarding the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I remember the unreasoning hysteria over Elvis, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Madonna and Milli-Vanilli. In every case, there wasn’t any objectivity from the media let alone any responsible handling of the subjects. Only a load of media hype and tripe. That is, until Justin Bieber came along.

What sets Justin Bieber apart from the aforementioned fads is the nature of this fad. It is by far more political, intrusive and aggressive in its nature. Wherever you go on television, radio, the Internet or the printed media – he’s there. No folks, this isn’t a simple case of reporting the news let alone acknowledging someone’s talent. This has become an issue of the powers governing the media going so far as to TELL people what they are to like. I believe this is a social experiment of sorts being conducted on the most vulnerable members of our society: targeting our youth and even pitting them against their parents. It is an application of brainwashing in its most sinister and devastating form. It needs to be resisted and stopped, otherwise who’s to say where it will take us next?

Perhaps the Anti-christ?

Don’t laugh! This breed of social brainwashing worked for every politician and dictator in recorded history. Think of the Caesar worship of Rome, the Emperor worship of China and Japan, Hitler, Stalin, Lennon, the Kennedys, the Clintons. Getting people to mindlessly fawn over a pint-sized celebrity may seem like nothing to us adults, other than totally laughable. However, it programs our children to act in an unthinking manner that will have life-long consequences affecting them unconsciously in adulthood. If you teach a child from an early enough age to unquestioningly believe that 2 + 2 = 5, they will grow up believing it regardless of whether people insist they are wrong. I am not suggesting that Justin Bieber is a dictator. What I am asserting is that the media has successfully made an astounding number of people believe that Justin Bieber is beyond reproach and that anyone who doesn’t like him are “haters” who deserve death threats. This is powerful as it can, and will be used in the future to shape and manipulate the politics of a grown-up Bieber fan base who will neither realize, nor recognize what has been done to them psychologically.

The Shaved Bieber Add-on is far more valuable than you might realize. You are empowering every concerned parent to take back the control of their computers from external intruders. I encourage you to go beyond browsers and include add-ons for Internet Security software (Symantec-Nortons, PC Tools, AVG, Spy-Bot Search and Destroy, etc.) since they can be pass-word protected to prevent any attempts to bypass restrictions.

I applaud you, and wish you the very best! Thank you for Shaved Bieber!

06.09.10 | 8:25 pm
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