Meet sweet little Eva Braun from Cats That Look Like Hitler. This female Kitler is a spritely young lass who spends her leisure time leafing through romance novels, taking a bit of exercise, and watching early German cinema.
Miss Eva has an affection for sunbathing in the nude and dabbles in modelling and photography. She and Hitler-Kitler don’t always get along too well and never appear together in public, but Eva’s unwavering affection for her man is her greatest strength, which is also soon to be her greatest downfall.
On the plus side, she always gets her own bedroom at the Berghof – one of the few perks of being married to a gay dictator. You go, girl!
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