By now, stories about Amy Winehouse have moved into the same dreary space Britney Spears entered about a year ago. Each story is the same as the last, just one more spin around the drain. So it was barely worth noting when Amy went to the hospital after collapsing in some drug-induced fit for the second time in two months. This, however, is a new development. BauerGriffinOnline has photos of some guy on a scooter stopping by the Winehouse residence with a big cooler full of, er, human blood. Apparently in Britain this is handled much like Domino’s, only with a higher red cell count, so presumably if the blood isn’t delivered in thirty minutes then it’s free. No word on whether you can also request side orders, like garlic bread or human kidneys.

The purpose of this delivery is a bit mystifying, but it’s difficult not to speculate on the possibilities. Maybe Amy decided to escape the death pool by becoming a vampire. Or perhaps she’s going the Keith Richards route, getting a whole new blood supply to replace the nasty drug-sodden sludge that’s currently trickling through her veins. Or maybe there’s a perfectly innocent explanation. Maybe Amy and her dad decided to repaint a room, and invited Pete Doherty over to help.

(More pics of convenient home blood delivery at Celebslam.)