As usual, here on Agent Bedhead we’re going to ignore the significant, consequential aspects of Tuesday’s election and focus on the trivial, silly stuff. And it doesn’t get much more trivial than this story out of Colorado, where voters were presented with a clear choice and reached an overwhelming decision:

On the one hand, this speaks well for our future because I think that we as a nation can agree that bacon is superior to fries in almost every way. Sure, fries have their place, but bacon is tastier and infinitely more versatile. A baconburger can be a thing of beauty, while a fries-burger would just be starch overkill. On the downside, this would suggest that purging the pork from the political process might be a tougher job than we think.