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July 2009 (14)
Detailed Monthly Archive

05: Tasty Waves and a Preternatural Lite Bud
04: Unintentionally Hilarious Photo Of The Day: RPattz Edition (1)
03: That’s A Bingo! (0)
03: Winona Ryder Entirely Wrong About A Heathers Sequel (1)
03: Not Quite the Day in Court She Was Hoping For (4)
02: Tasty Waves and a That’s How America Does It Bud
02: Worth Approx. One Pegg
02: Then & Now: Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider (1)
02: Brad Pitt: Man In Uniform (Sort Of) (0)
02: Tasty Waves and an Antihero Bud
01: Pretentious? Nooooo.
01: Megan Fox Barely Stops Herself… This Time (4)
01: Now That’s A Way To Illustrate A Point (2)
01: Tasty Waves and a Dogstar Thunderbox Bud

June 2009 (97)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Lucky French Basterds. (UPDATE) (4)
30: PETA, Most People Would Turn You Away (3)
30: Kate Hudson: Nympho Ass & White Trash Hair (2)
30: Keira Knightley Finally Gets Hungry; Snacks On A Finger (2)
29: Tasty Waves and a Worse Than A Hangover Bud
29: Like Two Peas in a Pod (3)
29: Michael Bay Finally Gets A Leg Up (Har Har) On Megan Fox (8)
29: Kate Moss Sucks The Life Out (1)
29: Sienna Miller’s Rising & Falling G.I. Joe Boobs (0)
28: Tasty Waves and a Seriously Slim Shady Bud
26: Glastowedgie (6)
26: Glastonbury or Bust, Mates (5)
26: Let’s Try This Again, Shall We? (0)
25: A Bit Of Perspective (18)
25: Tasty Waves and a Kiss Of Death Bud
25: Adverts That Work #99: Satisfying All Your Canine Fetishes (0)
25: Russell Brand, Recovering Sex Addict (0)
25: Katy Perry Is Just SO Quirky (1)
25: Tasty Waves and a Boom Boom Boom, Let’s Go Back To My BOOM! Bud
24: Jolie-Pitt-Aniston: Fueling Countless Tabloids Thru The Recession (9)
24: Always A Dog Or A Viper (1)
24: A Different Yet Reassuringly Familiar Look For RPattz (1)
24: Tasty Waves And A Galaxy Of Crazy Bud
23: Kelly Clarkson Is America’s Sweetheart (1)
23: Just Like Clockwork (4)
23: Be John Malkovich, Or Just Dress Like The Dude (1)
23: Kate Moss Does Virgin & Karaoke (3)
23: Tasty Waves And A Bela Lugosi Is (Still) Dead Bud
22: Joan Jett And Her Mini Cherry Bomb (7)
22: Wanna See Me Kick Some Ass?
22: Theatrical Trailer for Inglourious Basterds (UPDATE) (0)
21: Are You Ready to Rock, St. Lucia? (1)
21: Tasty Waves and a Topless Robot Bud
19: Movies Really Do Matter (5)
19: Stop Talking to Your Food (1)
19: More Steam From Johnny Depp & That Other Guy (6)
19: French Scientology Leader Behind Bars; Anonymous Fights Iranian Tyranny (6)
18: Tasty Waves and a Blood Spattered Bud
18: Time Traveling With The Famous (2)
18: Sacha Baron Cohen: Workin’ It In The UK (1)
18: Introducing The Most Handsome Man In The World (3)
17: Tasty Waves and a Down In It Bud
17: Sean Penn Needs a Little Family Me Time (4)
17: The Incredible Shrinking ScarJo: Part Whatever (4)
17: Bastardi Senza Gloria (1)
17: Tasty Waves and a No More Yankie My Wankie Bud
16: I Kissed A Girl and Turned Into a Bitch (11)
16: Lynchian Dirty Dancing & A Terminator Love Bot (1)
16: Justin Timberlake Continues To Screw With Us (6)
16: NINdivisible No More (2)
15: Tasty Waves and a Sexiest Female Politicos Bud
15: Calvin Klein Goes SoLo In SoHo (1)
15: Say Something Nice? (3)
15: Eddie Murphy, You Can Suck It
14: Tasty Waves and a Cyborg Prostitutes Bud
12: Revealed: Woody Harrelson’s Paparazzi-Pounding Vision (1)
12: Ooh, Snap (1)
12: George Clooney Is Smooth Like Butta (2)
12: Tasty Waves and a Grey, Blue, & Spandex Bud
11: More Summer Blockbuster Fun (3)
11: Adverts That Work #98: Those Boys Ain’t Right (2)
11: David Beckham & His Big, Thick Rope (3)
11: Peter The Pirate Arrested… Again (3)
10: Tasty Waves and an “As Themselves” Bud
10: Christian Bale, You Are Off My List (4)
10: If You Want To Offend Me…
10: Not So Posh: See-Thru Roboboobies (4)
10: Megan Fox & The Money Shot (0)
10: Tasty Waves and an If Only Bud
09: Jessica Alba: Not Such A Bright Fight (UPDATE) (0)
09: Everyone Wants A Piece Of Shia LeBeouf (7)
09: This Dude + Rollercoaster + Bird = Score!
09: Okay, This Is Getting Weird (2)
08: Tasty Waves and a Steve Urkel Got Sorta Hawt Bud
08: ScarJo, What The Hell? (11)
08: Winona Forever: Not So Much (6)
08: It Was Only A Matter Of Time, Mates (1)
07: Tasty Waves and a Unlikely Sexiness Bud
05: Sienna Miller And The Nazi Blood Money (3)
05: Why Do You Think She Calls It Goop? (6)
05: Gerard Butler Discovers The Fourth Wall (2)
05: Tasty Waves and a Manhattan Bud
04: Leave Anything For Us? Just Dead Movies. (2)
04: Francis Ford Coppola Craps All Over Michael Corleone (3)
04: Apparently His Business Is Finished (4)
04: Tasty Waves and a To Divide Is Not To Conquer Bud
03: Cameron Diaz Wants to Blow Up the World (3)
03: Adverts That Work #97: For Your Inner Celebutante (0)
03: Bill Murray Somehow Makes Headbutting Acceptable (4)
03: Tasty Waves and a Pulp-Fiction Cutie Bud
02: You’re Not Celebrities, Now Get Out of Here (2)
02: Vote Javier Bardem! (3)
02: Brad Pitt Out-Of-Context Quote Of The Day (4)
02: Christian Bale Is Not A Fucking Model, Okay? (7)
02: Tasty Waves and a Fantastically Strange Bud
01: Of Course It Was Staged (UPDATE) (8)
01: Doom & Fume (1)

May 2009 (91)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: Sugar Tits Rides Again! (5)
31: Tasty Waves and a 150 Hummers Bud
29: The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Bitchfight (1)
29: Internet: 2, Scientology: 0 (7)
29: The rules of hair care are simple and finite.
29: Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pillow Fight!! (9)
28: Tasty Waves and a Lizard King Bud
28: David Duchovny Plays Ball; Females Everywhere Swoon (0)
28: Peer Into The Crystal Ball Of Gwyneth (Now In Spanglish!) (3)
28: Call Of The Wild (1)
28: Tasty Waves and a You Broke My Heart, Fredo Bud
27: More Albums for the Discard Pile (0)
27: Random Instant Messaging Conversation: On Sasha Grey (0)
27: Adverts That Work #96: Ben Franklin Was A Perv (1)
27: Christian Bale, It’s Time To Assume The Position (6)
27: Tasty Waves and a Nightmare Scenario Bud
26: Brooke Hogan Redefines Elegance (5)
26: I Laughed Once, Okay?
26: Fake Babyshambles Team Wins Soccer Six (2)
24: The Award They Didn’t Give At Cannes (UPDATE) (5)
23: Help Save A Life, Meet NIN & Possibly Shirtless Navarro (UPDATE)
23: Tasty Waves and a Commando Bud
22: Hey Look, “Sports Guy” Is Back (2)
22: Eva Green Is So Freaky Hot (10)
22: The Two Hairmen Of The Apocalypse . . . and some short dude (0)
22: Tasty Waves and a Night of the Living Dorks Bud
21: And This Looked Like Such a Happy Divorce (0)
21: Because When You Think about It, Darfur Is Much Like a Video Game (3)
21: Alec Baldwin Apologizes Too Much (3)
21: Those Crowd-Pleasing Basterds (7)
21: Tasty Waves and a World-Ending Death Machine Bud
20: Adverts That Work #95: A Winning Combination (2)
20: When Peaches Met Paris: A Sense-Of-Entitlement Squared (4)
20: Dwight Schrute’s Social Security Number
20: Tasty Waves and a Fixated Like Me Bud
19: I Didn’t Come to Cannes to be Liked (3)
19: Hollywood Hottie Seeks Like-Minded Rebound (10)
19: Robert Pattinson’s Unwashed Masses (2)
19: Tasty Waves and an Astronauts Need Love Too Bud
18: For Bouncy, Incredibly Venal Hair (3)
18: Even Worse Than The Brown Bunny? (6)
18: She’s Gotta Be Fucking With Us (2)
18: The Libertines (Sort Of) Revive Their Post-Punk Revival (2)
17: Tasty Waves and a Pretend You Like It Bud
16: Natalie Portman Sure Likes ‘Em Ugly (2)
15: Abby Elliot on Her Famous Father & Angelina Impression (2)
15: Can’t Believe This Is So Damn Cute (7)
15: Tasty Waves and a Geekgasm Bud
14: Depp & Bale: The Ideal Sammich (1)
14: Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow.
14: Looking Good, Boy George (4)
14: Tasty Waves and a Spirits of the Times Bud
13: Strange Things Are Afoot At The Movies (0)
13: Please Rise For The Ladies Of The Jury (4)
13: Adverts That (Sort Of) Work #94: Midgets’ Advantage (1)
13: Tasty Waves and a Fuck FAKE IMAX Bud
12: Madonna and Jesus Plan a Nice Jewish Wedding (7)
12: Christina Ricci Eats It (2)
12: Tom Cruise Lubes Up The Squeaky Wheel (2)
11: Tasty Waves and an Absurdity Rules Bud
11: She Looks Pretty, with Her Mouth Shut (6)
11: Natural History In The Making (0)
11: Til Schweiger: A Much Anticipated Basterd (2)
11: Gerard Butler Must Have The Patience Of A Yogi Philosopher (1)
10: Tasty Waves and a Lethal Ejaculation Bud
08: Star Trek Spoof w/Sasha Grey Promo Pics & Trailer (5)
08: Kate Moss’ Boyfriend Is *Not* Missing (0)
08: Melanie Laurent Ain’t No Bitch Either (0)
08: Tasty Waves and a Blow Off a Little Steam, Bennett Bud
07: The O-Face Of Gwyneth Paltrow (1)
07: Adverts That Work #93: Virtual BrainFreeze (3)
07: She’s Coming To Get You, Barbara (UPDATE) (2)
07: Tasty Waves and a Pancakes!!! Bud
06: Diane Kruger Ain’t No Bitch (2)
06: It’s Not Real. It’s Not Real. It’s Not Real. (1)
06: Barbarella Is Dead. Vive La Petite Mort! (4)
06: Tasty Waves and a Feeding Frenzy Bud
05: Nice Photos, Bubblebutt (3)
05: About Last Twilight…
05: Met Costume Institute Gala: Bedhead Fashion Awards (3)
05: Tasty Waves and a Drink This, Be One Of Us Bud
04: Wolverine Isn’t The Only Film In Theaters
04: Eli Roth: Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Basterd Too? (5)
04: Adverts That Work #92: Magically Growing Boobies (3)
04: Happiness In Slavery… or something like that (19)
03: Tasty Waves and an F-Bomb Bud
02: Brad Pitt: You Basterd! (6)
02: Not Everyone Can Pull Off Vulcan (10)
01: The Return of Johnny Handsome (4)
01: Oiiii! What A Waster, Mates! (0)
01: Tasty Waves and a Sausage King Of Chicago Bud

April 2009 (98)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Diagnosis: She’s Flatlining (8)
30: Pancakes For The Kids & Brandy Alexanders For Mom (4)
30: The Bovine Tried To Avoid The Swine (3)
30: Tasty Waves and a BOOM Bud
29: Coming Soon: Eggs on a Wall (1)
29: JLH Reclaims Ability To Turn Heads (5)
29: Sasha Grey: Serious Actress; Vulcan (7)
29: Eta Kuram na Smekh, Dammit (0)
29: Tasty Waves and a Close One Bud
28: Chicks Dig Me, Because I Need to be Exhumed (3)
28: A Faux Lesbian, A Midget, and A Mouse (4)
28: Megan Fox Corsets Up + Jonah Hex Buzz (3)
28: Tasty Waves and a Freeze Frame Bud
27: Let Me Hold You Closer, My Little Blutwurst (0)
27: Suck It, Ryan Reynolds!
27: Robert Rodriguez Makes More Promises, Promises (1)
27: Out-Of-Context Quote Of The Weekend (4)
26: Tasty Waves and a Poison Ivy Bud
24: Juliette Lewis Might Well Be Nuts (16)
24: Someone Must Have A Hangover (2)
24: Inglourious Basterds Get Larger Than, Well, Life (1)
24: Tasty Waves and a Harder To Shake Than Heroin Bud
23: The Great Taste of Mansinthe and Cheetohs (1)
23: Tila Tequila Moves Billy Corgan Down To Negative-Cred Levels (8)
23: Summer Glau Keeps The Sunshine Rolling (2)
23: Tasty Waves and a Dogs Go To Work Bud
22: This Makes Absolutely No Sense, Which Kinda Makes Sense (3)
22: David Duchovny In Uniform (2)
22: Adverts That Work #91: One Pissed Off Ape (1)
22: Tasty Waves and a Fuhreeaky Bud
21: I Have No Idea What You’re Talking About (3)
21: Future Mother of the Year (1)
21: Heaven Knows We’re Miserable Now (0)
21: Billy Corgan’s Tour Of Terror Continues (2)
21: Tasty Waves and a Told You I’m Never Going Back Bud
20: An Ode To Chandler Bing. Okay, Not Really.
20: Pamela Anderson, Eat Your Heart Out (3)
20: Not-So-Scary Pirates (2)
20: Zac Efron Rejected For Bedhead Hall Of Shame (1)
19: Tasty Waves and a Dance with a Gimp Bud
18: Just Because I’m Sweet On This Softee (0)
17: Daniel Craig Embarrassed To Meet “Dirty Fucking Harry” (4)
17: Bruno Dumps Showgirls & Pulls A Gisele (3)
17: Tasty Waves and a Konichiwa Bud
16: Ha! I Found the Ninth Dungeon! Ha Ha Ha Ha (Wheeze) (1)
16: Adverts That Work #90: Mr. and Mrs. Scotch-Brite (0)
16: Like Michael Bay But With More Hair Product & Less BOOM (0)
16: Tasty Waves and a Decadent Debauchery Bud
15: I’m King of the Twitterverse! (2)
15: Love On An Escalator (0)
15: Trent Reznor: Comedian, Reprised (2)
15: Tasty Waves and an Among Other Things Bud
14: Close Encounters of the WTF Kind (1)
14: Well, Duh. (1)
14: Adverts That Work #89: Oh yes, and death to America (2)
14: Lindsay Lohan’s Appeal To Ridicule (2)
14: Tasty Waves and a Shivering With Antici . . . pation Bud
13: Rickrolling for (Not Much) Fun and (Very Little) Profit (1)
13: Whip Me. Beat Me.
13: Oh Screw Off, McConaughey! (5)
13: Suri Cruise Will Attend Will Smith’s Non-Scientology Scientology School (0)
12: Tasty Waves and a Not Built To Be Cruel Bud
11: Angelina Jolie vs. Rose McGowan: No Contest (9)
10: Trent Reznor Ain’t Drinkin’ The Kool-Aid (2)
10: Pete Doherty & the Almost-Amputated Arm (4)
10: Tasty Waves and a Chicks With Lightsabres Bud
09: Katie Holmes Is Lookin’ Like Crap (0)
09: South Park Hates Black People (1)
09: Lily Allen Backfires Into Wrong Hands (5)
09: Tasty Waves and a Der Kommissar Bud
08: Lock Your Doors. It’s Keanu Skeeves! (4)
08: I Like Spongy Square Butts and I Cannot Lie (0)
08: Attack Of The Crappy Taglines (10)
08: Tasty Waves and a Try It, You’ll Like It Bud
07: You’re Not Sleeping With It, Are You, Ray?
07: Coming Soon: Octovision! (5)
07: Not Quite Butch Enough (2)
07: Thanks A Lot, Gwyneth (3)
06: Tasty Waves and an Oily Bohunk Bud
06: We Have Fans Inside the Perimeter (4)
06: Behold! The Night Mare (5)
06: Zooey Deschanel Not Pleased To Be Mistaken For Fake Lesbian (5)
06: How The Hell Did This Happen? (1)
05: Tasty Waves and a Cell Phone Bitch Bud
03: My Face Is Up Here (4)
03: Year Zero Is Alive (4)
03: Tranformers 2: Revenge of Megan Fox’s Fallen Boobs (4)
03: Tasty Waves and a Go Lick Yourself Bud
02: There’s a (Blood)sucker Born Every Minute (13)
02: Liplocks We’d Never Expect: Jlo and Kate Moss (1)
02: PLUS A Great Vanity, Heroes Are Made Like Other Men (1)
02: And in Other Highly Believable Music News (6)
02: Tasty Waves and a Snap Crackle BOOM Bud
01: Trent Reznor, Comedian (UPDATE) (2)
01: The People Responsible for This Headline Have Been Sacked (0)
01: Scarlett Goes For The Money Shot (3)
01: Tell Them About The Mcconaughey, Mummy. (0)
01: Tasty Waves and a Head. Exploding! Bud

March 2009 (88)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: UK Mother of the Year (0)
31: The Wasteful Revival Of Pete Doherty’s Taint (1)
31: Sacha Baron Cohen Pretends To Go Showgirls (3)
30: Tasty Waves and a Hair-Raising Bud
30: Jimmy Chamberlin Does a Lil’ Explainin’ (0)
30: A Black Fly In Chardonnay
30: Adverts That Don’t Have A Chance In Hell (3)
29: Tasty Waves and a Twisted Mister Bud
27: Green Porno Rides Again (0)
27: Ashton Kutcher Might Be The New Kathie Lee Gifford (1)
27: Henry Rollins FTW (7)
27: Tasty Waves and a Dear Hollywood, Please Stop That Bud
26: You and I Have Unfinished Business (5)
26: Richard O’Brien, Kate Moss & Spandau Ballet Walk Into A Bar (1)
26: Uh-Oh, I Smell A Hot New Bromance. (2)
26: Tasty Waves and a Freaktime For Hitler Bud
25: Oh, A Wise Guy, Huh? (3)
25: Trey Parker and Matt Stone Take On the Recession (4)
25: Won’t Someone Just Run Robert Pattinson Thru A Carwash? (5)
25: Tasty Waves and a Close But No Death Wish Bud
24: Nutjob: It’s What’s for Dinner (5)
24: Lars Ulrich Sees The Forest For The Douches (Ahem, Billy Corgan) (2)
24: Nothing Is No Longer Shocking (4)
24: Tasty Waves and an Immortal & Preternatural Bud
23: Gratuitous Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Shirtless Photos (1)
23: Scarlett Johansson’s Fail-Safe Cleavage (4)
23: Billy Corgan: Possibly the Biggest Hypocrite in Music (8)
22: Tasty Waves and an Unfinished Business Bud
20: Ethiopan + Boob Implants = Victoria Beckham (6)
20: Trent Reznor Continues To Give It Up (2)
20: You Go, Guy Ritchie (3)
20: Tasty Waves and a “That Was My Skull! I’m So Wasted!” Bud
19: Clive Owen Is Hot In Any City (2)
19: Adverts That Work #88: Guess the Classic Films (0)
19: What A Difference A Bra Makes: Drew Barrymore (5)
19: Tasty Waves and a Lighten Up, Dude Bud
18: Nicholas Cage, Haven’t You Done Enough Already? (4)
18: Shocker: Gwyneth Paltrow is a Narcissist (5)
18: Seth Rogen Acknowledges His Better Half (6)
18: That’s a big Twinkie.
18: Tasty Waves and a They Never Listen Bud
17: Adverts That Work #87: I Want To Suck Your… Ewwww. (7)
17: Beastie Boys Rock This Joint In The Old School Way (1)
17: Not Exactly the Flavor of the Month (2)
17: Tasty Waves and a Girl-On-Girl Bud
16: Sometimes, You Just Have to Own It
16: Have You Seen Lohan’s Bra? (3)
16: Reznor v. Cornell: No Tweetup In Sight (0)
15: Tasty Waves and a Put Down The Bunny Bud
13: It’s Easy Being Not That Green (3)
13: 30 Years For Pete Doherty (And the atomic wedgie that almost ended it all) (0)
13: Update On The Jonas Jizz Situation (2)
13: Tasty Waves and a Bottoms Up Bud
12: Giving a Whole New Meaning to “Man Sandwich” (0)
12: The Hair That Ate NYC (3)
12: A Big, Big Hit, with a Nasty Beat (9)
12: Tasty Waves and a Beach Blanket Babe Bud
11: Before You Die, You See The Ring (8)
11: Adverts That Work #86: Apocalypse Wow (2)
11: Wishful Thinking #3: Poison Dwarf Edition (1)
11: Tasty Waves and a “Don’t order the Schnitzel, they’re using Schnauzer” Bud
10: Legally Bald: Mister Corgan Goes To Washington (4)
10: Yep, Definitely Pink On The Inside (Of Scientology) (6)
10: Pants: Who Needs Them? (1)
10: Tasty Waves and a CGI Boobs Bud
09: Daniel Plainview, The Joker & Anton Chigurh Walk Into A Bar (0)
09: Hel-lo, Jessica Rabbit (5)
08: Pete Wentz is a Strand-Up Comedian (1)
08: Tasty Waves and a Dude! Bud
06: They Grow Up So Fast (6)
06: Comics & Film: Not An Altogether Unholy Union (0)
06: Sandalwood and Musk, with Overtones of Ham (8)
06: Tasty Waves and a Behind The Voice Bud
05: About Freakin’ Time (2)
05: Vintage Al Pacino (Circa Hotness) (3)
05: John Mayer Is An Amusing Douchebag (0)
05: Tasty Waves and a Same Crap, Better Phrasing Bud
04: Bono’s Ego Finally Lands; Craps All Over NYC (2)
04: Juliette Lewis & Her Monster Scientology Box Are Back (6)
04: Melissa Theuriau: Hot Chick With A Douchebag? (4)
03: Tasty Waves and a !%#@?#! Bud
03: Johnny Depp Brings The Heat (2)
03: Adverts That Work #85: Animal-Magnetic Pole Shifting (1)
03: Bill Murray & Spike Lee Hang Courtside (2)
02: Tasty Waves and a Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good Bud
02: Ozymandias Feels Contempt for Your Genitals (5)
02: Three Cups O’ Jonas Chowder At The Ready
02: Scarlett Goes, Uh, Worse Than Scarlet (5)

February 2009 (82)
Detailed Monthly Archive

28: Tasty Waves and a Too Late Now Bud
27: Stop Beating Up on Chris Brown! (2)
27: Another Bizarre NME Title for Pete Doherty (2)
26: Gwyneth Paltrow Has Had It with Your Negativity
26: Because Hannibal Lector Just Wasn’t Evil Enough
26: Cameron Frye, This One Is For You
25: Thanks, USA Selikon!
25: Recession Scapejoke: Bowie Out; Griffin In
25: Bendy
25: Tasty Waves and a Lone Gunmen Bud
24: A Tasty Little Number
24: Over 100 Hours Of Photoshop
24: What A Difference (Gulp) Almost Three Decades Make
24: Tasty Waves and a Better Luck Next Time Bud
23: This Is Going to End Well
23: Yeah, Where Was Jack Nicholson?
23: Demon Seed, Somewhat Damaged: Throw This Away
22: Tasty Waves and a Fetish Bud
20: Get Out of My Head, Hugh Jackman (1)
20: Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter (1)
20: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear…
20: And Now, A Word From Matthew McConaughey (2)
20: Tasty Waves and a One-Arm Salute Bud
20: Oooh, Awkward
19: Be an Utter Retro-Jerk, or Just Dress Like One
19: Last Chance For 3D Coraline Before 3D Hell
19: Sexier than the Smiley Face (5)
19: Oh, Fuckity Fucking Fuck! (1)
19: Tasty Waves and an Off The Rails Bud
18: Kanye West, Monster of Love (2)
18: Adverts That Work #84: For Early Adopters & Whackjobs Only (0)
18: Gaddafi Ate My Love Child (2)
17: Tasty Waves and a Double Your, uh, Pleasure Bud
17: I Choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.
17: Kate Moss and Her Body Do The Talking (7)
17: NIN Confirms Studio Work & Tour With Jane’s Addiction + Signs Off
16: A Very Special President’s Day Message (2)
16: I Take It Back (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Grinder Girl Bud
13: Perry Farrell, Located
13: Killing You Softly With His Song (1)
13: Overwrought Starlet Cliché: Blown Kisses (1)
13: Oh Mickey, You’re So Fine You Blow My Mind (6)
13: Tasty Waves and a Wishful Thinking Bud
12: Featuring Hugh Hefner as the Man with the Magic Flute (3)
12: Jane’s Addiction Is Doing Something With Trent Reznor (Update) (4)
12: Kate Hudson: Bathrooms Are Sexy? (6)
12: Joaquin Phoenix Is Just Not That Into Gwyneth Paltrow (5)
12: Tasty Waves and a Two Guys In A Balcony Bud
11: About Half of Mischa Barton Has Left the Building (3)
11: Trunk Shot, Anyone? (0)
11: Blow Snot Like Beckham (2)
11: Tasty Waves and a Thanks, But No Damn Way Bud
10: Not Quite Gone, But Largely Forgotten (2)
10: Ladies of the Marilyn Monroe Chorus (8)
10: A Tarantino Teaser² (0)
10: Tasty Waves and a The Boots Are Made For Walken Bud
09: Thanking the Fucking Academy, and Such As (2)
09: Kate Moss and Her Modelling Doppleganger (8)
08: And Now, A Word From Trent Reznor (1)
08: Tasty Waves and a My Little Cthulhu Bud
07: Almost Too Perfect To Pick Apart
06: The Twilight Franchise Is Getting Much, Much Creepier (3)
06: Burn It Like Beckham (4)
06: Tasty Waves and a Pisstrated Bud
05: We Are All Malkovich Today (6)
05: And So Begins a Terrifying New Trend (3)
05: How To Date A Scientologist, Featuring David Duchovny (8)
05: Finally, Coldplay Gets the Recognition They Deserve (2)
05: Tasty Waves and a Beastie Bud
04: High School Musical 4: The Moulin Rouge Edition (1)
04: Shut The Door Baby. Don’t Say A Word. (1)
04: Who’s That, Uh, Girl? (5)
04: Tasty Waves and an Everybody Dance! Bud
03: Yeah, I Know She Married That One Guy, But It Was Only For His Abs (1)
03: Adverts That Work #83: How To Make A Grown Man Cry (4)
03: One More For The Nightmare Rumour Bank (0)
03: Tasty Waves and an All Shook Up Bud
02: David Bowie Takes The Sting Out Of More Rumours (2)
02: Pete Doherty Sneezes; Londoners Call It “Snow” (1)
01: The Football Picture That Started It All
01: Tasty Waves and a No Comprendo Bud

January 2009 (85)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: You Know Who Else Made Ridiculous Comparisons? (6)
30: What Do Heather Mills, Victoria Beckham, and Pete Doherty Have In Common? (3)
30: Close, But No Trent Reznor (0)
30: Tasty Waves and a Zombie Apocalypse Bud
29: Bloated Like a Fox (3)
29: Come With Me If You Wanna Live
29: Just Two Bros, Bro-ing It Up (6)
29: Tasty Waves and a Motherf-BOOM Bud
28: Adverts That Work #82: No idea, really (2)
28: Just Rub David Beckham’s Ass For Good Luck (2)
28: Win An “Elvis Costello’s Spectacle on Sundance Channel” Prize Pack
27: Tasty Waves and a Faux Italian Stallion Bud (0)
27: Across the Universe, Or at Least a Couple of Dozen Light Years (5)
27: Johnny Depp and Christian Bale: Two Great Tastes (5)
27: Russell Brand: How Is This Possible? (2)
27: Tasty Waves and an It Hurts Cuz It’s True Bud
27: Megan Fox’s Angelina Jolie Obsession Gets Creepy (7)
26: Scientology Roundup: Yes, Let’s Talk About Psychiatry (4)
26: Sweetheart of the Cell Block (2)
26: A Meta Glimpse Into Inglourious Basterds (0)
25: Tasty Waves and a Trent Reznor Does Joey Lawrence Bud
23: Aaand… She’s Back (4)
23: Not Exactly the Thrill of a Lifetime (1)
23: Vanessa Paradis FTW (1)
23: Tasty Waves and a Money, Power & Girls Bud
22: Kate Moss Will Fix That Dreadful “David Bowie Recession” (2)
22: Dakota Fanning Joins the Undead (2)
22: Adverts That Work #81: Stalin Was A Pimp (2)
22: Tasty Waves and a Gandolfini Doing Brando Bud
21: Joaquin Phoenix Is Way, Way Over the Line (3)
21: It’s All David Bowie’s Fault (or “Let’s Blame Someone Else”) (5)
21: Basterdspotting Made Easy (2)
21: Tasty Waves and a Jump Out Of Your Seat Bud
20: Posh and Becks Attempt Joint Sexiness Again (2)
20: My Name Is Friday
20: Denise Richards Is An Idiot (1)
19: Tasty Waves and a Wrestler Bud
19: Demi Moore Is Grabby; Ashton Kutcher’s Spread (9)
19: He Did This On Purpose, Right? II (1)
19: Another Crapload of Scientology Updates (7)
18: Tasty Waves and a Death Rides a Horse Bud
16: Lily Allen Continues to Overshare (3)
16: Go Stick A Surfboard Up Your Ass
16: Adverts That Work #80: The Rickroll Saturation (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Less Than Zero Bud
15: Sienna Miller Is No Babe in the Woods (1)
15: Britney Spears’ Exacting, Delusional Hiring Standards (1)
15: Why Do Scientologists Believe That Crap? (2)
15: Tasty Waves and a Dead On Arrival Bud
14: Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Gains a Bit Of Street Cred (2)
14: Amy Winehouse’s Condition Remains Stable (3)
14: Truth In Ad-Busting: Photoshop Interface Stickers (0)
14: Tasty Waves and a No Shirt. No Shoes. NO DICE! Bud
13: Kate Moss FTW (7)
13: Adverts That Work #79: Bend Over. Grab Socks. (2)
13: Pete Doherty, Despite Overdramatized Wound, Performs With Roger Daltrey (2)
13: Tasty Waves and a Tourette’s Bud
12: (Sh)it List 2009
12: Kate Hudson Goes In For The Kill (2)
12: Pete Doherty Death Flat Party: Now With CCTV (4)
11: Tasty Waves and a No One Else Wants It Bud
10: Iggy Pop and the Sad Stooges (3)
09: The Dazzling Future of Kanye West (7)
09: David Beckham Might Want To Learn Some Italian (3)
09: Tasty Waves and a Poisonous Bud
08: Adam Corolla Crapped a Football for Tom Cruise (4)
08: Another Most Peculiar Threesome (0)
08: Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks You’re Pathetic and Full of Crap (2)
08: Tasty Waves and a Pain is a Sign of Weakness Bud
07: I Told You He Was Santa Reznor (3)
07: Camera One, Camera Two (4)
07: Indie Music’s Robin Hood (0)
07: Tasty Waves and a Painfully Obvious Bud
06: Two Girls Who Will Not Be Kissing (8)
06: Run Beckham Run (4)
06: Adverts That Work #78: Missing That Bada Bing? (2)
06: Tasty Waves and a Naked Wallpaper Bud
05: You Suck. Now, Deal With It.
05: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: The Gotti Guidos
05: Go Diego Reznor Go (0)
04: Tasty Waves and a Screw ‘Em All Bud
02: Still Trying To Figure This One Out (6)
02: Jett Travolta’s Seizure Related Death: Preventable? (13)
02: Naked German Huey Lewis Water Aerobics, Say What? (6)
02: Tasty Waves and a Madness Takes Its Toll Bud

December 2008 (82)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: Pete Doherty Recycles His Yearly Resolution (3)
31: Joaquin Phoenix vs. Brett Ratner: Skeevy-Scruffy Smackdown (5)
31: Scarlett, You So Funny, Girl (5)
31: Tasty Waves and a Totally NSFW Bud
30: Six Degrees and a Few Million Bucks’ Worth of Kevin Bacon (2)
30: Adverts That Work #77: Offend, Offend, Offend (0)
30: Einstein 1, Mariah Carey 0 (8)
30: Tasty Waves and a Pick Your Poison Bud
29: James Bond: One Hot Sellout (2)
29: Media-Blitzing Cruise Works In Attempt to Discredit Anonymous (4)
29: Trent Reznor Only Thought He Was Up Above It (0)
28: Tasty Waves and a Get the Fuck Out Bud
28: The Curious Case of the Theater Vigilante (5)
26: Run, Phat Boy, Run
24: My Version of Yuletide Joy (6)
24: Tasty Waves and a Waking The Cadaver Bud
23: Nothing Like a Gift You Made Yourself (3)
23: Adverts That Work #76: Little Voyeurs Everywhere (4)
23: Robbie, We Hardly Knew Ye (6)
23: Tasty Waves and a See No Evil Bud
22: Hitler Lives, But He Killed the Film (5)
22: Robert Pattinson Earns His Porn ‘Stache Credentials (0)
22: Just So Fucking Cute. Really.
22: Pete Doherty, Citing Mystery “Arm Injury,” Cancels Gigs (1)
21: Tasty Waves and a Hard To Please Bud
20: Why Katie & Nicole’s Twin Afflictions Might Matter (8)
19: A Crapload Of Scientology Updates (9)
19: That Bloody Pete Doherty & His Exploding Limbs (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Hilariously Shiny Bud
18: Gee, Your Meat Smells Terrific (2)
18: The Shortest Column in Magazine History (2)
17: Matthew McConaughey: Déjà Dude (3)
17: Trent Reznor Ushers In The Holiday Spirit (6)
17: Hugh Jackman’s Sexy Dance Of Infertility (7)
17: Tasty Waves and a Frosty The Pervert Bud
16: Who Says Journalism Can’t be Creative? (4)
16: Literally Famous for Nothing At All (2)
16: Adverts That Work #75: Awwwwwwwwww. (3)
16: Tasty Waves and an Effortlessly Fake Bud
15: Fraser vs. Carrey: The Heavyweight Freak Championship (2)
15: Shiny Happy Scientologists Holding, Er, Never Mind (8)
15: Freddie Prinze, Jr. Gets His Mack On With Jennifer Love Hewitt
14: Tasty Waves and a Keanu Heaves Bud
12: Smell Like a Rapper, Or at Least Like Rap Breath (5)
12: Grunge Is Dead; Survivor Spotted At FAO Schwartz (5)
12: Those Nazi Porn Jokes Just Keep On Coming (2)
12: Tasty Waves and a Sexy-Smart Bud
11: Evan Rachel Wood Trades Up (1)
11: Despite All His Rage, Billy Corgan Is Just A Rat In A Cage. (5)
11: George Clooney Has Bat Nipples On Underneath That Santa Outfit (8)
11: Featuring KFed as JoJo the Ratfaced Boy (5)
11: Tasty Waves and a Gawd Awful Bud
10: Your Daily Kitler(s) (0)
10: Damn, I ♥ Bill Murray (9)
10: Milla Jovovich Lets It All Grow Out
10: Tasty Waves and a White Russian Bud
09: Adverts That Work #74: Surprise, Cockroach Sex! (1)
09: He Had a Certain Naive Charm, But No Muscle.
09: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: The Happiest Day Ever (5)
09: Tasty Waves and a We’ll Always Have One Liners Bud
08: Gerard Butler Must Love Those Roofies (9)
08: Trent Reznor Announces a Breather. Hysteria Ensues. (6)
08: Print May Be Dead, But This Ain’t Helping (9)
07: Tasty Waves and a Scandalous Bud
05: Here We Go Again (5)
05: Justice Has Been Served (2)
05: Pete Doherty Inexplicably Mistaken for Pete Townshend (5)
05: Tasty Waves and a Mikey Likes It Bud
04: Copping the Obesity Plea (6)
04: Adverts That Work #73: Amy Winehouse All Cleaned Up (5)
04: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Always Been An Outsider (6)
04: Tasty Waves and a Vengeful Bud
03: The Horror, The Horror (5)
03: The Two Loves Blake Just Can’t Quit (5)
03: Metallica: The Frayed Ends of Sanity’s Hem (9)
03: Tasty Waves and an Unmistakably Cool Bud
02: Giving a Whole New Meaning to Celebrity Stalker (6)
02: Adverts That Work #72: Hitchcock & Bond Pump Gas (3)
02: Sienna Miller: Redefining “Her Majesty’s Pleasure” (10)
02: Tasty Waves and a Commando Bud
01: Oh Suck It, Santa
01: Robert Pattinson Really Needs an Intervention (11)

November 2008 (84)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Kate Moss Is Slowly Turning Into Pete Doherty (2)
30: Tasty Waves and a Screamer Bud
27: How a Vegetarian Copes With Thanksgiving Dinner (11)
26: A Sober, Moderate Appreciation of Our Blessings (3)
26: A Ceremony as Authentic as Their Love (1)
26: They Moaned and Wriggled Like Demented Garter Snakes (4)
26: Coming Attraction: Nicole Kidman’s Forehead of Doom (15)
26: Tasty Waves and a Let’s Screw Everything Up Bud
25: Dude, Don’t Bogart the Pretty Boy Vampires (1)
25: Adverts That Work #71: Sorta NSFW & Clever as Hell (3)
25: Tom Cruise Bends Over and Grabs Both Ankles (9)
24: Tasty Waves and a Better Than a Cock Puncher Bud
24: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Robert Pattinson (6)
24: Shirley Manson is Way Ahead of the Game (4)
24: Scientology Guard Kills Samurai Swordsman. Natch. (8)
23: Tasty Waves and a More Popular Than Jesus Bud
21: That’s a Man, Baby (7)
21: 50 Cent vs. The Bell: The Saga Continues (1)
21: Adverts That Don’t Work: Drugs Are Bad, M’Kay? (11)
21: How Many Starlets Does It Take To Flip A Light Switch? (0)
21: Tasty Waves and an Ugly as Sin Bud
20: Tim Kring Is Terribly Disappointed in You (5)
20: Just One Second, Wolverine (3)
20: Clooney’s Got Game, Yo (13)
20: Oh Hell, My Inner Fag Hag is Back (12)
19: Tasty Waves and a Capo Di Tutti Capi Bud
19: Sexy is a Relative Term (9)
19: The Much Too Usual Suspects (0)
19: It Can’t Be Bargained With. It Can’t Be Reasoned With. (7)
19: Kristen Stewart Bares Her Fangs (11)
19: Tasty Waves and a get the Money, then the Power, then the Women Bud
18: Mrs. Smith Takes Down Mr. Hunt (2)
18: This Can’t Be Real (6)
18: Adverts That Work #70: It’s About Damn Time (7)
18: Scientology Quashes Book & MGM Chews Away Its Last Fingernails (2)
18: Tasty Waves and a Men & Women are from Uranus Bud
17: Indie Goddess Phenomenon Spotted at Miami Beach (3)
17: Madonna Gets One-Upped At Her Own Game (8)
16: One Brooding James Bond is No Match (4)
16: Tasty Waves and a Cosmic Bud
14: A Most Peculiar Threesome (10)
14: The Upside to an Economic Downturn (7)
14: Chris Elliot Has A Daughter (6)
14: Tasty Waves and a Something Big’s Come Up Bud
13: Eli Roth Has His Hands In The Cinematic Cookie Jar (3)
13: At Last, A Family Reunion Worth Looking Forward To (3)
13: Adverts That Work #69: Do You Like Scary Movies? (1)
12: Tasty Waves and a You’re A Bad Man Bud
12: Coming Soon to a Largely Empty Theatre Near You (6)
12: Moss to Wahlberg: The Distaste Is Mutual (4)
12: Step Aside, James Bond (3)
11: Tasty Waves and a Blitzkrieg Bop Bud
11: 2008: A Space Oddity (2)
11: The Following Treacle Has Been Rated R (1)
11: In Related News, Most Earthlings Are Tone Deaf (2)
11: The Ultimate Douchebag Pickup Line? (1)
10: Tasty Waves and a Batman Goes Batshit Crazy Bud
10: Ashton Kutcher Might Be In the Doghouse (8)
10: No Longer Cool But Still Sexy, Just Not With Women (7)
10: We’ll Always Have Mr. Blonde
09: Tasty Waves and an Ohhhh Nooooo Bud
08: Adverts That Work #68: Getting All Meta and Shit (0)
07: Madonna’s Plan to Destroy America (12)
07: Neil Gaiman’s Coraline is Creeping Closer (9)
07: Tasty Waves and an Eat Me, Drink Me Bud
06: Finally, the Rohypnol Wears Off (6)
06: My Inner Fag Hag is Seething (28)
06: Your Only Logical Choice (4)
06: Yet More Wisdom from Gwyneth Paltrow (7)
06: Tasty Waves and a Come With Me If You Wanna Live Bud
05: Her Most Challenging Role to Date (2)
05: Nazi Films are the New Cinematic Black (3)
05: The Olsen Twins Go Pinup: Underwhelmingly So? (7)
05: Tasty Waves and a Tellin’ Y’all It’s Sabotage Bud
04: Former Scientologist Admits He Would Have Killed For the Cult (UPDATE) (2)
04: And Now, an Election Day Message from Carrie Underwood (8)
04: A Little Much-Needed Levity on this Important Day (2)
04: The Good, The Buggered, and the Fugly (2)
04: Tasty Waves and a Goodfellas Bud
03: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is Finally Happening (3)
03: Adverts That Work #67: Getting One’s Priorities Straight (4)
03: Scientology Goons Beat The Crap Out Of Protesters (13)
02: Tasty Waves and a Goodbye Cruel World Bud
01: Classiest Costume of the Year (8)

October 2008 (96)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: A Spirited Exchange of Political Views (0)
31: John Mayer Continues to Ooze Class (4)
31: 10 Horror Flicks That Have Truly Done The Deed (18)
31: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Do This Bud
30: Updated Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Report
30: Quentin Tarantino’s Feisty French Girl (6)
30: Russell Brand Will Someday Inherit Duff McKagen’s Kingdom (3)
29: Tasty Waves and a Living Dead Girl Bud
29: Twins Fighting Over Yet More Twins (9)
29: You Know, Freddie Mercury Did Have A Great Rack (7)
29: Adverts That Work #66: E.T.’s Eternal Extraterrestrial Mindmeld (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a Just Get The Hell Out Bud
28: Deep Thoughts, by Peaches Geldof (4)
28: Eva Green Goes Red; Stays Weird (5)
28: Rick Astley Is Never, Ever Gonna Give You Up (3)
28: It’s Good To Be Pacino (1)
28: So, How D’ya Like Anne Hathaway Now? (5)
27: Tasty Waves and a $100,000,000 Bud
27: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Utterly Terrifying Edition (3)
27: It Was a Deviated Septum, You Prick!
27: Crotch-Flashers Not Included (8)
25: Tasty Waves and another Death is a Cute Goth Girl Bud
24: Duff McKagen: Wishing for His Own Private Idaho (10)
24: Dueling Italian Screen Sirens (11)
24: Wisdom from Peaches Geldof (3)
24: The Paris Hilton Hilton: Now with Cheap Hourly Rates (4)
24: Tasty Waves and a Duke Booty Bud
23: Post-Mortem Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold (8)
23: Bob Saget is the New Pete Doherty. WTF? (8)
23: Justin Timberlake Might Be An Ass Man (5)
22: Tasty Waves and a Gonna Do My Thing With The Thing Bud
22: Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! (21)
22: Britney Is Getting Terrifyingly Creative (1)
22: Star Trek XIII: Really Grumpy Old Men (4)
22: Admit it. She could pretty much kick your ass.
21: Adverts That Work #65: Punk Rock Pizza! (4)
21: Tasty Waves and a Fun Equals Death Bud
21: For Outstanding Achievement in the Ineffective Use of a Beard (3)
21: Please Take My Picture, Mister Cameraman (5)
21: You Know, I’ve Had It With This Shit
21: Oh, Soldier? My Village Could Use Some Liberating. (2)
21: Tasty Waves and a Less Than Zero Bud
20: The Triumph of Hope Over Experience (5)
20: Eva Green: Breaking the Bond (Girl) (9)
19: Unintentionally Hilarious Captioning: Tom Cruise (2)
18: Tasty Waves and a Bela Lugosi’s Dead Bud
17: Currently. Hyperventilating. (4)
17: Poor Fake Lesbian Whore Go Boom (2)
17: Adverts That Work #64: Primrose Path? Never. (5)
17: Tasty Waves and an At Least They Have Street Cred Bud
16: What Happens When Scientologists Get Sick? (11)
16: An Unlikely Love Triangle (2)
15: You, Flock of Seagulls. You know why we’re here? (5)
15: Tasty Waves and a Goth-Cool Bud
15: Quick, Look Before She Disappears Again! (9)
15: All Poontang, All The Time (3)
15: For All The Wrong Reasons (4)
14: Tasty Waves and an Urban Legend Bud
14: Adverts That Work #63: Clever But Not Very Wise (3)
14: Madonna Will Kick Your Ass, Perhaps Fatally (0)
14: That Noise? A Die-Hard Fan Screaming In Agony.
14: Tasty Waves and a Just Make It Stop Bud
13: Your Entire Childhood Was a Lie: A Continuing Series (14)
13: Peter, Old Chap, What Did You Expect? (3)
13: Movie Posters: Art Inspiring Art, and so on (2)
13: And The Bollocks Thicken… (1)
11: Tasty Waves and an H-Bomb Bud
11: Dear Hollywood: No Means No (9)
10: Katie Holmes: Sexy Like Your 8th Grade Civics Teacher (5)
10: Ten Remade Songs That Totally Don’t Suck (11)
10: Adverts That Work #62: I Am Cornholio! (3)
10: Jack Bauer Fears No Land Animal (3)
09: Tasty Waves and a Faker Than Fake Bud (0)
09: Bill Murray’s Chick-Magnet Hat (7)
09: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Tom Cruise (3)
09: Pete Doherty Will Make Your Dreams Come True (5)
09: Tasty Waves and an Art Inspiring Spirits Bud
08: Jamie Lynn 2: Electric Boogaloo (4)
07: Casting News, or Whatever the Opposite of News Is (8)
07: Two Great Flavors that Taste Craptastic Together (10)
07: Somebody Give This Wanker A Toothbrush (5)
06: Tasty Waves and a Japanese War Bride Bud
06: These Aren’t a Few of My Favorite Things (4)
06: Kanye Star in a Sitcom? No, Ye Kan’t (6)
04: A Symbol of the Past Still Haunting the Present (1)
03: Adverts That Work #61: Hooray For Boobies! (7)
03: Let’s Hear It For Fake Relationships! (7)
03: Tasty Waves and a Too Much Sex In Your Violence Bud
02: A Load Of Bollocks for Brit Rockers (1)
02: Isabella Rossellini Invites You To Get Porntastic (3)
02: Sienna Miller Is Still Underappreciated (5)
01: Tasty Waves and a Red Red Wine Bud
01: Reeks Like Teen Spirit, Possibly (6)
01: Adverts That Work Piss Me Off #60: That’s Despicable (8)
01: Quentin Tarantino Is One Stubborn Bastard (5)
01: Tasty Waves and a Girlfriend’s Gonna Laugh Anyway Bud

September 2008 (92)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Stop Me Before I Sing Again (1)
30: Roses, Kings, Castles, Checkmates, Aunt Jemima, and Fizz (UPDATE) (4)
30: Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio: Then & Now (3)
30: And Now, a Word from Mrs. Valkyrie (7)
30: Tasty Waves and a Je voudrais vous voir a poil Bud
29: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: “No Audience” Edition (1)
29: Now That’s Just Mean (5)
28: I’ve Made A Huge Mistake (2)
28: Tasty Waves and a Double Down Bud
27: Did You Ever Know That You’re My Hero?
26: Katy Perry: It’s Not Quite Working Yet (10)
26: Latest Valkyrie Poster Understates The Cruise (3)
26: Tasty Waves and a Certain Death Bud
25: Note to Self: Next Time, Stick with John Galliano (8)
25: What’s Even More Downmarket than PBR? (2)
25: For Your Consideration: Angelina Jolie’s Lips Of Doom (3)
25: Adverts That Work #59: Ideal for “Arrested Develoment” Characters (0)
25: Tasty Waves and an Oh So Regrettable Bud
24: Sadly, No Clowns Were Killed in the Making of This Calendar (7)
24: Kirk Cameron Attempting to Destroy What Little Acting Career He Has Left (6)
24: What do Barack Obama, Rudy Giuliani, and Saddam Hussein have in common? (1)
24: Tasty Waves and a No Introductions Needed Bud
23: Wherein I Get My Ass Kicked For The Sicilian Way
23: Can He Sing from a Thread? (3)
23: Courtney Love Would Like to Abuse and Degrade You (4)
23: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (4)
22: Tasty Waves and an It’s My Duty To Please That Booty Bud
22: An Oddly Unappealing and Rather Puzzling Publicity Stunt (1)
22: Oprah, Retract That Statement. NOW. (10)
22: Death, Taxes, and Steve Buscemi
21: Tasty Waves and a Visually Stimulating Bud
20: Adverts That Work #58: When All Else Fails (4)
20: Matthew McConaughey Wipes Out; Hairless Chests Soon To Lose Their Appeal (3)
19: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (5)
19: Tasty Waves and a Motherfuck-O-Meter Bud
19: Server Problems
18: Joe Francis Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up (4)
18: Pete Doherty’s One-Night Stand (4)
18: A Star Is Born, Sort Of (1)
18: Tasty Waves and a Captain Pegleg Bud
17: Josh Brolin talks W In W Magazine. (Get It?) (4)
17: Future Films: Funny ‘Cuz It’s True (3)
17: Carla Bruni and Metallica: Spot the Groupies (7)
17: Tasty Waves and a March of the Lemmings Bud
16: Everyone Hates Sienna Miller (12)
16: David Duchovny In A Kilt (5)
16: Puke-a-palooza
16: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Russell Brand (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Cool Chick Bud
15: The Eva Mendes National Slut Tour (4)
15: David Duchovny In Drag (7)
15: Jason Beghe Is A Hero. And Hot. Officially. (0)
14: It’s All Downhill From Here (4)
14: Tasty Waves and a Crazy 88 Bud
13: About Those Most Righteous Dudes
12: Why So Constipated? (4)
12: Adverts That (Might) Work #57: Two Righteous Dudes & One Conspicuously Absent Rapper (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Heinously Catastrophic Bud
11: Depeche Mode Does “Enjoy The Silence” Atop The WTC
11: Trent Reznor At His Most Undignified (23)
11: Working Title
11: Tasty Waves and a Bodacious Bud
10: The Method Is Direct, But The Message, Not So Much (4)
10: Vincent Gallo Only Has Lily-white Intentions For This Presidential Race (2)
10: Rear of the Year: A Bum Affair (6)
10: Oh Bloody Hell
10: Tasty Waves and a Science Friction Bud
09: Shirley Manson, The Killer Urinal (2)
09: Adverts That (Admittedly) Work #56: You Can’t Lick Just One (7)
09: “Suppressive Persons” Just Don’t Understand (7)
09: Tasty Waves and a We’re So Totally Fucked Bud
08: Yeah, We’ve Heard This Before (2)
08: Pete Doherty Finds It Unfortunate That He Didn’t Have Enough Drugs to OD (1)
07: Paris Hilton’s Bloody Dreadful Screen Test (14)
07: Tasty Waves and a Cinderella Story Bud
05: Alec, You Thoughtless Little Pig (11)
05: Yet Another Reason to Hate David Spade (7)
05: “The Wonder Years” Is Switching Teams (3)
05: Tasty Waves and a Hard as Nails Bud
04: Gordon Ramsay’s Cranky Stomach (1)
04: Kevin Smith Unwittingly Proves Canadians are Cooler than Americans (3)
04: Kate Moss Totally Had To Pee (3)
04: Adverts That Work #55: In Retrosexualspect (0)
03: Tasty Waves and a Cult Classic Bud
03: Stay Classy, Lily Allen (2)
03: Who Would Want To Smell Like This? (5)
03: What Would Henry Rollins Do? (WTF Edition) (6)
03: Tasty Waves and a Diabolical Bud
02: Friedberg and Seltzer Achieve Greatness (1)
02: Tarantino Snags a Bitch and Several More Bastards (7)
01: Adverts That Work #54: Smells Like Team Spirit (0)
01: Tasty Waves and a Zombie-Bashing Bud

August 2008 (90)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Awww Yeah
29: Balding Like Beckham (9)
29: It’s All Pete Doherty’s Fault (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a Formerly Badass Bud
28: What a Bloody Disaster (4)
28: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Doesn’t Know His Own Job (3)
28: This is Supposed to Be Controversial or Something (4)
27: Tasty Waves and a Let’s Go Get A Taco Bud
27: Jim McConaughey’s Happy Ending (5)
27: Never Underestimate The Fury Of W. Axl Rose (UPDATE) (4)
27: Adverts That Work #53: Attack of the 50 Foot Naked Woman (4)
27: Tasty Waves and a Just Fake It Bud
26: Not Quite As Cool As That Garden Zombie, But It Totally Works (1)
26: Tyler Durden Would Like to Sell You Some Soap (2)
26: Tara Reid Wants To Get You Laid (4)
26: Anticipating An Apocalypse: And Then There Were Nine (4)
26: Tasty Waves and a They Don’t All Have To Suck Bud
25: Pete Doherty Singlehandedly Saves Concertgoers From Imminent Death (2)
25: 5 out of 5 Scientists Agree: Dane Cook Is A Douche (11)
24: Suri Cruise Knows The Score; Scientology Kills Film Studios (5)
24: Tasty Waves and a Tastes Great, Less Filling Bud
22: Amy Winehouse Is a National Joke (2)
22: Adverts That Work #52: Bang-up & Possibly Bulletproof Bra (3)
22: Annie Leibovitz: 1; Daniel Radcliffe: 0 (12)
21: Tasty Waves and a “Remember, Sully, When I Promised I’d Kill You Last?” Bud
21: wlcm 2 dmpsvll. pop: u (4)
21: R for Rebound (6)
21: Would You Buy A Pickup Line From This Guy?
21: Tasty Waves and a Damsels In Faux Distress Bud
20: John Cusack’s Childhood Is All a Big Blur (9)
20: Henry Rollins On Social Networking (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Guess From A Glimpse Bud
19: Winner of the Coveted Good Sport Award (7)
19: Adverts That Work #51: Show Me The Money Shot (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Not Just A Woody Thing Bud
18: Obligatory Bastard-Not-A-Bastard Update (2)
18: Getting To Know Katie Holmes (5)
18: The Silver Lining Of Vampire Douchebags (6)
17: Tasty Waves and an Up Front & Center Bud
15: Madonna: Annoying as Hell for Half a Century (4)
15: Seriously, Fuck Tom Cruise (20)
15: Javier Bardem ♥ Al Pacino (0)
15: Tasty Waves and an I Want Candy Bud
14: Adam Sandler, Not A Bastard (UPDATE) (6)
14: On The Bright Side, Billy Zane Won’t Get Sand Shoved Down His Pants Again (3)
14: Help Me I Am In Hell (10)
13: Tasty Waves and an It’s All Your Fault Bud
13: Okay, But Only If Javier Bardem Comes Along (4)
13: Nightmare on Billy Bob Street (3)
13: Peaches Geldof: Now A Verified Idiot (0)
12: Tasty Waves and a Running On Empty Bud
12: I’ll Take Two Scoops of Junky Monkey (5)
12: Only One Person Can Make Robert Downey Jr. Seem Less Cool (Cruischausen By Proxy) (4)
12: Close, But Definitely No Jolie. (10)
11: Tasty Waves and a Bloody Hellish Bud
11: Take It Off, Friendo (4)
11: The One Where The Truth Comes Out
11: What Would Kiefer Sutherland Do? (Soap-On-A-Rope Edition) (3)
11: Pete Doherty’s Imitator is “Hot” for Paris Hilton (3)
10: Tasty Waves and a Missed Opportunity Bud
09: A Mystery Money Shot… (3)
08: Time To Turn In My Sorority Card
08: Rumpology: A Total Bum Deal (4)
08: Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard (7)
07: Tasty Waves and a Get Your Freak On Bud
07: How Much Would You Pay to Punch Kim Kardashian? (5)
07: More Powerful Than a Locomotive (6)
07: a message to the breck girl (4)
07: Adverts That Work #50: This Can’t Be Right (22)
06: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Bogart The Doobage Bud
06: If You Love Me, You Will Buy Me This (1)
06: Living Up to Her Full Potential (2)
06: Nice Knowing Ya, Mister Big Shot Movie Star (1)
06: Gratuitous Insincere Holmesbot Photos Of The Day (2)
06: Tasty Waves and a Rated-R Bud
05: I Left My Boobs in San Luis Obispo (4)
05: Javier Bardem Will Crush You Like An Insignificant Bug (2)
05: Unintentionally Hilarious Photos of the Day (2)
05: Vintage Balthazar Getty & Milla Jovovich (2)
04: Tasty Waves and a Living Dead Bud
04: Behold, the Taint of Pete Doherty! (4)
04: Al Pacino is Still the Man (1)
04: Certified White Trash
04: When Movies Mate & Make More Movies (4)
03: Tasty Waves and a Trix Are For Kids Bud
03: Must. Say. Something. Nice? (5)
02: About Those Vampire Douchebags…
01: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise… Oh, Bugger Off! (4)
01: The Thanks of a Grateful City (3)
01: Dark Knight Conspiracies Are Getting Dirty (8)

July 2008 (100)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: Tasty Waves and a F*ck Club Bud
31: There Is a God, And His Name Is George (5)
31: Guy Ritchie ♥ Pete Doherty (2)
31: Tasty Waves and a Psychotic Bud
30: Your Morning Pick-Me-Up Is Here, Ms. Winehouse (2)
30: Russell Brand Gets Cockblocked by Scientology (2)
30: We Are All Officially Emo (6)
30: Tasty Waves and a Damsels of the Dark Bud
29: Adverts That Work #49: Trannies, Wankers, & More (2)
29: You’ve Got To Be Joking (UPDATE) (9)
29: bad behavior (4)
28: Tasty Waves and an End is the Beginning is the End Bud
28: Tom Cruise Can’t Fly! (6)
28: Okay, Now He’s Just Fucking With Us (10)
27: osama who? (9)
27: Tasty Waves and a Name Your Poison Bud
26: Hypocrisywood and Other Casualties of Modern Life (7)
25: Even The Vampires Look Like Douchebags (8)
25: An Unholy Trinity of Amy Winehouse Scarecrows (8)
24: Tasty Waves and a Death Is A Cute Goth Girl Bud
24: Still Hustling Those Playmates
24: Warning: Now Approaching State of Critical Ass (6)
24: Megan Fox Wonders Why You Don’t Get It (6)
24: Tasty Waves and an Assassin Bud
23: Sienna Miller Wants the Shirts Off Their Backs (2)
23: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Touch Those Bongos Again (3)
23: Trading Her In For A New Model, Are They? (3)
23: Tasty Waves and a Bangalicious Bud
22: Not Made From Actual Pimps (3)
22: Happy Birthday, Soul-killing Box (3)
22: A Little (Retro) Cheesecake Never Hurt Anyone (6)
22: A Couple of 3-D Boobs (3)
22: George Clooney and his Italian Villa Won’t Like This One Bit (10)
22: Tasty Waves and a Funny ‘Cause It’s True Bud
21: Bucket O’ Doherty, Mates (3)
21: So, I Was Gonna Go Watch The Dark Knight … (3)
21: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Oooooooowwww! Bud-dy! (4)
20: Tasty Waves and a Casually Menacing Bud
20: Hustle and (Information) Flow
19: Note To Andy Samberg
18: Assorted Wisdom From The Spice Girls (6)
18: Jani Lane is a Drunken Douchebag (10)
18: New Respect for the Civility Challenged (5)
17: Tasty Waves and a Back From The Dead Bud
17: So It’s True What They Say about Models (4)
17: Whoops, Missed Another Court Date, Mates! (2)
17: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Awwwwwwww. (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Dirty Little Bud
16: Bitch Squared (0)
16: What Is Quentin Tarantino Doing? (7)
16: My Little Edward Scissorhands (1)
16: Oh, Bullocks
16: Tasty Waves and a Geeklove Bud
15: Pete Doherty Demonstrates Good Oral Hygiene (1)
15: Megan Fox: Mistress of Self-Promotion (7)
15: OMFG, I Totally Want This (7)
15: Tasty Waves and a Blood-Curdling Bud
14: Oh So Clever but Not Very Wise (2)
14: mr. self destruct = the music industry (7)
14: Look, Mates, it’s the 2nd Annual Pete-a-Palooza! (4)
13: Tasty Waves and an Ace Man Bud
12: Check out the fresh nugs, wheezin’ the juice…
11: Oddly, I Still Feel Like A Major Prick On This One (2)
11: Ron Wood Parties Old School. Really, Really Old School. (2)
11: Skynet, Judgment Day, the History of Things to Come (3)
11: A Picture Of Some Girl’s Ass (7)
11: Tasty Waves and a Totally Bangable Bud
10: Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal as Heath Ledger (5)
10: “The Girls Next Door” Under Interrogation (3)
10: Wishful Thinking #3: Dynamic Douchebag Duo (5)
10: Three McConaugheys and a Baby (2)
09: Tasty Waves and a Highly Contagious Bud
09: Amy Finds a New Way to Get Baked (5)
09: Ooh, La La (3)
09: Giddyup, Mates (4)
09: David Lee Roth Could Possibly Maybe Almost Have Died But Probably Not (5)
09: Tasty Waves and a Dorks Do It Better Bud
08: Oasis Gives a Little Something to the Fans (1)
08: They’re Smart. We’re Stupid. (8)
08: Nothing Scarier Than A Junkie With Hope, Mates (3)
08: Colbie Caillat “Live From Abbey Road” Giveaway
08: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Panic! Bud
07: Revenge of the Invisible Woman (7)
07: Horrors Can Be Found In The Oddest Of Places
07: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: The Cowboy Way (7)
06: Eli Roth Did Not Suck Face With A Teenager (UPDATE) (5)
06: Tasty Waves and a Half-Assed Bud
04: Damn, We’re Patriotic
03: A Rat-Faced Grouch & A Cokehead (6)
03: Megan Fox Won’t Be Grabbing David Silver Under The Table Anymore (7)
02: Tasty Waves and a Dirty Fightin’ Bud
02: The Cruise Plan Is Failing (8)
02: Scarlett’s Still A Knockout (10)
02: This Is Getting Ridiculous (5)
02: Tasty Waves and a Truly Horrifying Bud
01: The Erotic Connotations of Melon Balls (3)
01: Sonata for Flute and Episiotomy (2)
01: A Glimpse of Shirley Manson as The Anti-Sarah Connor (8)
01: The Unriveting Conclusion of the Mystery Ass Saga (2)
01: Tasty Waves and a Vegas, Baby Vegas Bud

June 2008 (97)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: The Russian Fairy Tale Princess (4)
30: Are You Looking At Me Bum? You Bum-Looker! (9)
30: Glastonbury, Trilbies, and More Crap That You Won’t Care About (6)
29: Tasty Waves and a Closer To Jolie Bud
27: For Outstanding Achievement as an Utter Douchebag (3)
27: It’s Not Real. It’s Not Real. It’s Not Real. (9)
27: Slashing The Scares Out Of Horror Films (5)
27: Tasty Waves and a “Fancy A Shag?” Bud
26: Adam “MCA” Yauch On BBall, Groupies, Sharon Stone (5)
26: Probably Not The Best Choice of a Role Model (2)
26: Surf ‘Razis Must Die (7)
26: Tasty Waves and a Weezin All Your Grindage Bud
25: Adverts That Work #47: Hey, Rocky! Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Out Of Your Ass. (0)
25: Axl Gets Pissed…. FBI Follows Suit (4)
25: Scarlett’s Presidential Booby Prize (5)
25: Tasty Waves and a To The Bone Bud
24: It’s Kazakh-tabulous (5)
24: Now You Too Can Hassle the Hoff (1)
24: Yes, Take The Damn Cannolli.
24: That’s SO Punk Rock (8)
23: Tasty Waves and an Awe Sooky Sooky Bud
23: Courtney Love Hunts for Fashion Bargains, Braaains (4)
23: George Carlin… Damn. (7)
23: Lil’ Pete Doherty: It’s A Horror Show, Mates (0)
22: Tasty Waves and a Mewrrooow…Hssss Bud
21: Getting All The Mileage I Can While The Oven Is Hot
20: Swordfight! Swordfight! (9)
20: I Got Your Double Beef Burrito Right Here (5)
20: Relax, It’s Okay To Bash Gwyneth Paltrow Again (5)
20: Heroin, Crack, Gin, and Ketamine, and All I Got Were These Lousy Track Marks, Mates. (1)
19: Tasty Waves and a Lost In Translation Bud
19: Viewers Can Play Along at Home (1)
19: Clive Owen Is (Still) Aesthetically Pleasing (4)
19: Out-Of-Context Yet Still Bizarre Quote Of The Day: Kid Rock (6)
19: Paris Hilton & The Pope (10)
18: Tasty Waves and a Thong Th Thong Ow! Bud
18: Harry Potter and the Buns of Steel (2)
18: Tricia Walsh Smith Eats It (1)
18: Pete Doherty: Repeat Grooming Exhibitionist (10)
18: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: Not Anne Hathaway (16)
18: Tasty Waves and an Unrated Bud
17: She’s Just Not That Into You (6)
17: Woody Allen Is SO Full Of Crap (4)
17: Ex-SNL Stars ♥ The Drugs (4)
16: Tasty Waves and a Disaffected Bud
16: A Fedora That Can’t Be Refused (7)
16: Critic Pete Is Pissed Off Over Petrol Prices (3)
15: Dream A Little Nightmare (7)
15: Tasty Waves and a HULK SMASHing Bud
13: From Trophy Wife To Bitter Divorcée (3)
13: Failed Bedhead: Kate Moss (3)
13: And You Thought Your Job Sucked (6)
13: A Vainglorious Attempt To Turn Lohan Stripper Film Into Showgirls (4)
13: Tasty Waves and a Still Sucky Bud
12: The Political Clout of Tila Tequila (7)
12: Dr. Drew, Tom Cruise, & The Poison Dwarf (5)
12: Anne Hathaway: What The Hell? (11)
12: She Don’t Need No Stinking Emmys (2)
12: Tasty Waves and a Bloody Miserable Bud
11: So You Think You Have No Perceptible Talent (4)
11: His Jailhouse Name is Mr. Learning Curve (1)
11: Even Scarlett Johansson Gets Starstruck (9)
11: An Undeterred Pete Doherty Resurrects Self (1)
11: Tasty Waves and a No Virgins Allowed Bud
10: The Blue Peril (8)
10: Justin Timberlake: No Longer Bringing The Sexy (3)
10: A Sight for Sore Eyes—Better Yet, No Eyes (4)
10: Introducing The Bedhead Hall Of Shame (4)
10: Tasty Waves and a Cowboy Way Bud
09: Here’s to Marital Bliss (6)
09: Trent Reznor On The Importance Of A Headline (12)
09: Doherty Does Dante Alighieri (3)
09: Tasty Waves and a Superhero Bud
07: Watch Out For The Blood!
07: Get Ready For An Ass-Kicking
06: The Faces of Entertainment’s Future (1)
06: She’s Ba-ack (2)
06: Aubrey O’Day Talks Candidly About Her Lopsided Boobs (4)
06: Trent, Baby. We Must Stop Meeting Like This. (2)
06: Tasty Waves and a Foot Fist Bud
05: I Did Not Have Sex with that Ex-President (4)
05: Ashton Kutcher Is A Fruit (5)
05: Now With Even More Sexy Eye-Patch Action! (2)
04: Tasty Waves and a Call It, Friend-o Bud
04: Doherty Hates Daily Mail; Pays Ten Grand For Ugly Portrait Of Moss (1)
04: Adam Corolla Assesses John Mayer’s Douchebag Quotient (1)
04: Adverts That Work #46: Vengeful Brides & Jewish Zombies (3)
03: Tasty Waves and a Spoiled Rotten Bud
03: The Rachel Papers (2)
03: Jessica Alba & A Midget (4)
03: Tom Cruise Might Be Pregnant; Jason Beghe Is One Bad Motherfucker (6)
02: Tasty Waves and a Learn The Meaning Of Karma, Bitch Bud
02: What We Talk About When We Talk About Doherty (2)
02: How To Avoid Tom Cruise At The MTV Movie Awards (5)
02: Enjoy The Silence
02: John Mayer is Still Dorking It Up (2)
02: Tasty Waves and a Downsizing Bud

May 2008 (99)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: A Real Commitment to Sparkle Motion (12)
30: Condi Rice & KISS: Spot the Groupies (4)
30: If Sting Doesn’t Kick Pete Doherty’s Ass, Then Bob Geldof Will (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a WTF Bud
29: Soledad O’Brien Rocks Elmo’s World (4)
29: I for One Welcome Our Scottish Robot Overlords (7)
29: Weinstein Pisses Off Cruise; Scientology Official Uses Phrase “Come Out Of The Closet” (5)
29: An Offer He’d Better Not Refuse (3)
29: Tasty Waves and a Gone Postal Bud
28: No Sex and the City for You (2)
28: Adverts That Work #45: Zombie Musical (2)
28: Jason Lewis Talks; Ex-Girlfriends Become Paranoid (3)
28: Unintentionally Hilarious Photo Of The Day (1)
27: Tasty Waves and an Apologetically Ironic Bud
27: The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle, Pt. 2 (4)
27: Dita Von Teese Shakes Things Up (1)
27: Pete Doherty Is Terrified Of Zombie* Drug (9)
26: Sienna Miller: Beat ‘Em and Smile (6)
26: Tasty Waves and an Appetizing Bud
26: Get The Hell Outta Here
24: Internet: 1, Scientology: 0 (14)
23: The Jennifer Aniston Seal of Approval (3)
23: A Mistake Anyone Could Make (7)
23: How Kate Moss Got Her Boob-Clutching Groove Back (7)
22: Tasty Waves and a Gore-Drenched Bud
22: Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti, and You’ve Got Yourself a Meal (0)
22: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo: Will Smith Is So Screwed (3)
22: Two Dohertys, One Cup (UPDATE) (1)
21: Tasty Waves and a Now That’s Just Mean Bud
21: It’s Not Like It’s the End of the World (5)
21: When ScarJo Met Blondie (3)
21: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Anarchy in the U.K. (8)
21: Impromptu Confession Time At My Place (4)
20: Tasty Waves and a Busted Bud
20: Another Genre-Bending Epic from Joss Whedon (2)
20: Jessica Simpson Might Not Be Utterly Boring (7)
20: Mara Carfagna: You don’t have to be pretty to get ahead in politics, but it helps. (5)
20: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: The Terribly Misguided Edition (4)
20: Tasty Waves and a Damn Sexy Bud
19: Peel Me a Grape (5)
19: Go On, Get Your Mcconaughey Out. (8)
19: Pete Doherty Fails To Take The Biscuits (2)
19: Buh-Bye, Cinematic Soul Sucker (5)
19: Kate Moss Goes Commando, Sort Of (4)
18: Tasty Waves and a Lesbian Matrimony Bud
16: Crazy (Or at Least Neurotic) Like a Fox (5)
16: Next Stop, Psychic Friends Hotline (1)
16: The Problem With Pete Doherty’s Crotch, Pt. 2 (4)
16: Tast Waves and an Ass-Slapping Bud
15: Jack Black Gets His Ass Kicked (6)
15: Pete Doherty Takes That Trip To Tickletown (1)
15: More Fallout from the Ship of Fools (3)
15: Tasty Waves and a Fair Game Bud
14: A List Five Years in the Making (8)
14: When Pete Doherty Attacks (2)
14: Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On: The Proof Is In The Trailer (3)
14: Tasty Waves and a Villainous Bud
13: There Are Worse Things than Speed Racer (3)
13: As Requested: Curvy Comic Book Chicks (4)
13: William Shatner: Not Exactly A Stallion (2)
13: Jason Beghe Is The Man (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Fluffer Bud
12: Batteries Not Included (6)
12: Amy Winehouse Snaps Into A Slim Jim (2)
12: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Postpone. Abort. Deny. (5)
12: Jack White: Rock ‘n’ Roll Chivalry (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Not Going There Bud
09: A Tale Of Terror
09: The Triumph of Hope over Inexperience (7)
09: Introducing the Dorcus Collection (6)
09: Poor Tom Cruise Loses His Packer (5)
09: La Lohan Dropped From Latest Film; Will Bite Your Legs Off (5)
09: Tasty Waves and a Controversial Bud
08: John Mayer Continues To Slowly Charm Us With His Douchebag Ways (1)
08: It’s Really, Really Not That Easy Being Green (0)
08: Random Instant Messaging Conversation (3)
08: Indiana Jones and the Fortress of Suckitude (7)
08: Tasty Waves and a Not-For-The-Squeamish Bud
07: Snoop Dogg Takes Over The Shizznet (7)
07: Pete Doherty’s Dance Of Joy (3)
07: The Best Part of Waking Up is Mcconaughey in Your Cup (3)
07: Embracing the Inner Douchebag (2)
07: Tasty Waves and a Delicious Bud
06: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Damsel In Distress Edition (7)
05: Hey, Little Sister Shotgun (5)
05: Attack of the Fangirl (9)
05: Tasty Waves and a Feel The Burn Bud
05: Free At Last, Mates! Well, Almost… (2)
04: Dude, Watch Out For The Reznorgasm (2)
02: Made Of Total Crap. Batteries Not Included.
02: Tasty Waves and a Konichiwa Motherfucker Bud
02: The New Face of the American Beverage Institute (4)
02: Ripped From The Headlines & Smashed Into Pieces (8)
02: Uwe Boll Says Bay Will Fight; Moves On To Next Beefcake, Billy Zane (0)
02: Tasty Waves and an Ass Kicking Bud
01: Step Aside, Eli Roth (8)
01: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: The Cruise Ship Of Doom! (6)
01: Because Scientology Is Not All Fun and Games (9)
01: Tasty Waves and a Lipstick Lesbian Bud

April 2008 (102)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Congratulations, It’s a Trainwreck (2)
30: And Every Nickname Is A Title (4)
30: Michael Bay Rebuffs Uwe Boll’s Romantic Gestures (1)
30: Tasty Waves and a ‘Scuse Me While I Unzip My Fly Bud
29: Who Is That Masked Criminologist? (2)
29: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Pho-HAHAHHAHAHAA! (9)
29: GPal Wants Your Pity, You Uncivilized Americans (4)
29: Tasty Waves and a Commando Bud
28: Whatever Happened To That Smooth-Talking Italian Bloke?
28: Unintentionally Hilarious Photos Of The Day (2)
28: Do You Smell What Uwe Boll Is Cookin’? (5)
28: Tasty Waves and a Kick ‘Em To The Curb Bud
25: Amy is Looking a Mite Rough (3)
25: The Tabloids Are Making Shit Up Again
25: Calling Scientology’s Uncle (6)
25: New Design Sneak Peek Blah Blah Blah
25: Tasty Waves and a Call It, Lame-O Bud
24: Quentin Tarantino & A Midget (UPDATE) (5)
24: Those Hands Were Made For Washing (10)
24: Some Things Are Too Weird For Even Fox Mulder (8)
24: Tasty Waves and a Buttzville Bud
23: There’s a Blog in My Pants and Everyone’s Invited (1)
23: The Odd Couple (5)
23: Unintentionally Hilarious Photo Of The Day (3)
23: Nice Try, J.J. Abrams (6)
23: Tasty Waves and a Reznorgasm Bud
22: James Frey’s Second Work of Fiction (5)
22: Because, One Day, Douchebags Will Rule The Universe
22: Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On, Reprised (2)
22: Tasty Waves and a Breakfast of Champions Bud
21: Tony Danza is Stickin’ Around (4)
21: I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means (3)
21: Lord Of The Doherty No More
21: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: The Perfect Shitstorm (UPDATE) (10)
20: Tasty Waves and an Ass Like That Bud
18: They Don’t Call Him Vladimir Poontang For Nothin’ (6)
18: O, the Unspeakable Horror! (5)
18: What Do Gus Van Sant, Michael Bay, Eli Roth, and Tom Tykwer Have In Common? (3)
17: Tasty Waves and a Publicity Whoring Bud
17: Akon: Konvicted of First Degree Bullshit (6)
17: Vince Vaughn Flashes Unsuspecting Mercedes Passenger (1)
17: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (4)
17: Precisely What Was the Point of This? (12)
16: Tasty Waves and a Vampire Slaying Bud
16: This Works Like a Charm on the Babes in Stuttgart (0)
16: Jodie Marsh Goes All Jeckyll and Hyde (2)
16: Pete Doherty Is No Matthew McConaughey
15: Tasty Waves and a Come Hither Bud
15: Rick Shall Not Be Rolled (9)
15: A Bell’s Not a Bell ‘Til You Ring It (3)
15: Not Exactly Straight Outta Compton (6)
15: Tasty Waves and a Good-Doggy Bud
14: From the “Who Asked For It?” File (3)
14: Ashlee Simpson Might Be a Little Bit Not Pregnant (2)
14: Pete Doherty Unleashes His Inner Drama Queen
14: Yo, Kate. Check Your Head. (1)
14: Tasty Waves and a Please-Hassel-The-Hoff Bud
12: Keanu Heaves, But He Does It Surprisingly Well
11: The Beastly Manners of Gerard Butler (9)
11: New Kids On The Block: A Cure For Autism? (4)
11: Any Old Excuse To Talk About Shirley Manson (0)
11: Tasty Waves and a Stay-Away-Bitch Bud
10: When Joanie Met Chachi (3)
10: Some Things are Best Kept Secret (2)
10: The Name Is Bond. Emo Bond. (0)
10: Elton John: All The Right Moves (5)
10: Sorry, Ladies, He’s (Almost) Taken (4)
10: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Hottest. Nazi. Ever. (7)
10: Tasty Waves and a Damsel-In-Distress Bud
09: The Doctor Is Out.
09: Moby and the Great Pink Whale (2)
09: Uwe Boll: A Guide For The Blissfully Uninitiated (5)
08: Tasty Waves and a Blueberry Bud
08: Like “High School Musical” with Fangs (3)
08: Oh Bollocks! Pete Doherty Finally Goes Back To Prison.
08: “Mission: Career Suicide” Faces More Delays (6)
08: Pete Doherty Saves The Day
07: Tasty Waves and a Going, Going, Gone Bud
07: Bring Me the Head of Uwe Boll (7)
07: What A Difference A Year Makes (The Hef) (3)
07: Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On and More (5)
07: Well, Damn. (5)
07: Tasty Waves and an I Spy Bud
05: On The Virtues Of Gerard Butler’s Lack Of Voice Training
04: Can’t Sleep. Playground Will Eat Me (4)
04: The Budding Prospects of Tom Cruise (6)
04: And the Beating Goes On (4)
03: Tasty Waves and an MIA Bud
03: For Excellence in the Field of Crappiness (3)
03: Do Not Read Before or After Eating (4)
03: I Take It Back. (4)
02: Tasty Waves and a Vegas, baby. Vegas. Bud
02: Donald Sutherland Helps Kiefer Get His Crap Together (5)
02: Felix Dennis Would Like a Word with You (6)
02: It’s Like Flowers For Algernon But Without All Those Pesky Words (2)
02: What Have You Done with the Real Lara Flynn Boyle? (9)
02: Tasty Waves and a Sucks To Be Him Bud
01: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (3)
01: April Is the Foolest Month (3)
01: And Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Schlockapalooza (6)
01: Johnny Depp Is Ribbed—For Her Pleasure (6)
01: Tasty Waves and a Catastrophe Averted Bud

March 2008 (86)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: More On Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno (Update) (14)
31: When Jude Law Was The Classier One (3)
31: Chlöe Sevigny Is Adorably Geeky (3)
31: Tasty Waves and a Potentially Catastrophic Bud
29: Crazy Can’t Be Prevented, and Vitamins Can Only Do So Much (4)
28: Madonna’s Cheap Hourly Rates (5)
28: Pete Doherty. Scientology. Head Exploding. (8)
28: Mental Health and Mental Wealth (3)
28: Tasty Waves and a Run Like Hell Bud
27: Double Birthdays and a Double Bill (UPDATE)
27: The Sliding Scale Of Artistic Integrity: A Carbonated Beverage Perspective (4)
27: Mickey Rourke May Want To Relocate (2)
27: Tasty Waves and a Reprehensible Bud
26: Amy Winehouse’s Churchillian Moment (2)
26: Duffy’s New Video For “Mercy” Single (1)
26: Does This Look Sexual To You?
26: His Big Mistake Was Marrying That Back-up Dancer (9)
26: Tasty Waves and an Oval Office Bud
25: Hey, Kids! Let’s Play “Pimp My Childhood” (1)
25: An Invincible Summer (3)
25: Henry Rollins Not So Much Into Liars (3)
25: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Be A Dick Bud
24: Hannah Montana Goes Heavy Metal (3)
24: The First Rule of Pillow Fight Club (4)
24: Go Get Hammered (7)
24: Stick That In Your Pajiba and Smoke It
23: Tasty Waves and a Just Faking It Bud
21: Those Bloody First Impressions Do Matter (6)
21: Kylie Minogue Gives Herself Away, Sorta
21: A Mixed Blessing For The Saints (3)
21: Tasty Waves and a Six-Feet-Under Bud
20: A Conversation Between Kevin Spacey & Gwyneth Paltrow (2)
20: Still Single, Slightly Mental, and Sassily Musical (4)
19: Scarlett Johansson Makes The Most Of Her Opportunities (7)
19: Tasty Waves and a Premature Bud
19: You Can Be My Wingman Anytime.
19: Nuthinz Stoppin’ Me Now. Iz Nocare Nomore. Kthanxbye. (3)
19: Tasty Waves and an “Acting” Famous Bud
18: Daniel Radcliffe’s Ass Really Doesn’t Need This
18: Courtney Love: Still Flogging Kurt’s Sole (2)
18: The Welsh Rugby Team Really Knows How To Party (6)
18: Tasty Waves and a Doomsday Bud
17: DMX: Keepin’ the Political Process Real (5)
17: Chris Carter Gives The Finger to Fans of “The X-Files” (8)
17: The Disconcerting Madonna (5)
17: Adverts That (Would Have) Work(ed) #44 (6)
16: Tasty Waves and a Feckin’ Oirish Bud
14: In Retrospect, Not a Complete Surprise (0)
14: The Week In Reznorgasm (UPDATE) (1)
14: Christina Ricci Darkens Up The Glamour (3)
14: Tasty Waves and a Mexican Stand-Off Bud
13: This Better Come with Free Nachos and a Mint (0)
13: Kylie Finally Dishes It To the Yanks
13: Joe Francis Now Free To Manhandle Your Daughter (1)
12: Quicker than Rehab, and Just as Effective (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Punk Rock Bud (UPDATE)
11: George Clooney Is Not Gay, Gay, Gay (4)
11: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Gets Down With His Bond Self (7)
11: Some Bloody Idiot Will Pay For These Pictures (1)
11: Mrs. Robinson, You’re Trying To Seduce Me. (1)
11: Tasty Waves and a Who’d You Rather Bud
10: Leonard Cohen, The Chelsea Hotel, and Ceremonial Crap (3)
10: The Dichotomous Henry Rollins (1)
10: Because HBO Could Not Stop For Death (10)
10: Tasty Waves and a Wind Me Up Bud
07: Iron Man’s Strongest Possibility For Ruin (5)
07: Emilie Autumn: Victoriandustrial Bedhead (10)
07: Noel Gallagher: Number Two with a Bullet (1)
07: Tasty Waves and a Vicarious Bud
07: Liam Gallagher Goes For The Metrosexual Vibe (1)
06: Gerard Butler In More Shockingly Different Dimensions (3)
06: Tasty Waves and an Albasaurus Bud
05: Nobody Puts Baby in the Hospital (3)
05: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are Just Screwing With Us (2)
05: Pete Doherty Actually Manages Complete Irrelevance
05: Sugar and Spice and Sodium Benzoate to Reduce Spoilage (4)
05: Tasty Waves and a ThereCanBeOnlyOne Bud
04: Operation Lockstep Robo Boobies . . . Abort! Abort! (2)
04: The Eighties, Round Two (3)
04: Simon Cowell, Oral Hygienist (4)
04: Better Than That Piece Of Crap You Make At Home
04: Tasty Waves and a Sick Boy Bud
03: Really, Nothing Beats Free Crap (5)
03: Because Mcconaughey is Complicated Enough. (6)
03: See Duffy at SXSW For Free!
03: Tasty Waves and a Nice Tits Bud

February 2008 (97)
Detailed Monthly Archive

29: The Rape of Your Childhood: A Continuing Series (4)
29: I’m Too Sexy for My Boss (3)
29: Eli Roth Misses Out On The STD Of A Lifetime (6)
29: Pete Doherty: Hero Of The Year (3)
29: Tasty Waves and a Fruitless Bud
28: How Pathetic Is Charlie Sheen? (8)
28: The Iron-ic Robert Downey Jr. (UPDATE) (1)
28: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Officially Pussies Out (2)
28: Tasty Waves and a Magnetic Bud
27: The Man Knows Retarded (1)
27: No Country For Botox? Oh, Screw That. (5)
27: And So, the Circle of Quarterlife Is Complete (1)
27: Nicole Kidman: Something She’d Like To Forget (4)
27: Tasty Waves and an Obliging Bud
26: Coming Soon: The Amy Winehouse Fitness Video (1)
26: The SpongeBob SquarePants Child Torture Device (3)
26: Wishful Thinking
26: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: The Lowdown Edition (3)
26: Keira Knightley and the Dance Of Joy (1)
26: Tasty Waves and a Chavtastic Bud
25: Vanessa Paradis Will Fix Everything (4)
25: Eli Roth Reveals His Secret To Untouchable Hair (17)
24: Kate Moss Goes Shirtless For Democracy (5)
24: Tasty Waves and a Close But No Muscles Bud
24: I can’t call it for you. It wouldn’t be fair. (Update)
23: Unintentionally Hilarious Photo Of The Day (4)
23: Warren Ellis Declares Fawning ♥ for Aaron McMullan (0)
22: Bloody Hell, Have You Seen The Mojo, Mates?
22: I’ve Got You Under My Skin (0)
22: You Can Keep Out The Paparazzi But Not The Hepatitis (2)
21: Pete Doherty Has Chicken Scratch Fever
21: Now You, Too, Can Be Hannah Montana (5)
21: Tasty Waves and a Hot or Not Bud
21: Heather Mills Performs In The Rocky Horror Picture Show (2)
21: It’s Hunting Season Again! (1)
20: Still No End In Sight For The Scarlett Johansson Boob Jokes (5)
20: Tasty Waves and a Hi-Ho Bud
20: Together Again, for the First Time (3)
20: If You Print It, They Won’t Necessarily Come (2)
20: Jessica Alba In “The Most Telling Photoshoot Of All” (3)
20: Tasty Waves and a Let’s Lose Charley Bud
19: George Clooney (Gets All The Tail But) Gets No Love (4)
19: Don’t Be Late For Mister Hand
19: Pete Doherty: Junkies Get Performance Anxiety Too (3)
19: Tasty Waves and a Getting There Bud
18: Butch Lesbians Do The PeePee Dance Too (2)
18: These Boobs Were Made For Walken (4)
17: How To Distract From the Film at a Film Premiere (5)
17: Tasty Waves and a Glib(!) Bud
15: A Hottie? Definitely Nottie (5)
15: This Should End Well (1)
15: Vanessa Paradis: Just Another Reason To Be Jealous Of Johnny Depp (6)
15: A Chip Off The Old Pervert (4)
15: Tasty Waves and a HeyHeyYouYou Bud
14: The Green Sewer Fairy (6)
14: If Only I Had Pete Doherty On Vinyl (0)
14: Finally, Britney Gets a Break (6)
14: Tasty Waves and a Shizznit Bud
13: Keira Knightley Cracks A Smile (2)
13: Christina Aguilera Twins are In Demand. Also, that baby. (UPDATE) (0)
13: There Goes the Neighborhood (2)
13: The Inconspicuous Angelina Jolie (0)
13: Scarlett Johansson’s Incredible Shrinking Nose! (10)
13: Tasty Waves and an Infiltrating Bud
12: Celebrity Pick Up Lines: Your Mileage May Vary (7)
12: Out Ta Get Me (5)
12: Tasty Waves and a You’reSoMoney Bud
11: Tyra Banks Is Crazy, Dangerous, Asleep (2)
11: One Of These Guys Could Be The New Terminator (4)
11: A Conversation Between Chris Rock and Gwyneth Paltrow (3)
11: Amy Winehouse Fixes Those Teefs (UPDATE) (7)
11: Two Hours of Mcconaughey in Just Two Calories.
10: Tasty Waves and a Quirky Bud
08: Pete Doherty: Nihilist Easter Bunny (5)
08: Clooney Learns That He’s Never Gonna F*ck Matt Damon (3)
08: Tasty Waves and a Got To Got To Got To Have Bud
07: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day Pt. 2: Scientology vs. Kabballah (1)
07: The New Beefcake Is a Slim Jim (6)
07: Pete Doherty and the Parisian Harem
07: Mirror-Image Madonna? Not So Much. (6)
07: Tasty Waves and a Burlesque Bud
07: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos Of The Day Pt. 1 (1)
06: Emasculating Mother of the Year (5)
06: Yes, Sienna Miller Is Pretty (7)
06: Christina Aguilera: Back to Shakin’ It (2)
06: Tasty Waves and a Spiderbaby Bud
05: Cryptic.
05: Victoria never smiles, and Spice goes out sighing (5)
05: ¿Dónde está el Alba culo?
05: Tasty Waves and a Terminatrix Bud
04: Rose McGowan and a Dog. At Fashion Week. (6)
04: Runway Models Are Hot (5)
04: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (2)
03: Tasty Waves and a TMI Bud
02: Football: Yep, Still Pretty Damn Gay
01: Quit Faster, Please (4)
01: The Luminous Ass of Isabella Rossellini (2)

January 2008 (92)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: British Pop to Become Even Cheesier (5)
31: Actually, It’s Pronounced “Sexcrest” (6)
31: Tasty Waves and an All-Your-Thetans-Are-Belong-To-Us Bud
30: Let’s Play a Little Game (1)
30: Clay Aiken Is Not a Sex Machine (4)
30: Denise Richards is the Awfulest of Awful (8)
30: Celeb Self-Referential Misconception Of The Day (4)
30: Tasty Waves and a Ball-It-Like-Beckham Bud
29: Kate Moss and Longchamp Meet Again (5)
29: The Name Is Bond. Shut The Fuck Up. (5)
29: These Are The Things That Keep Me Awake (3)
28: Tasty Waves and a Bitchslapped Bud
28: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos Of The Day (3)
28: Tranny Prostitute Bag Lady (9)
28: Our Lady Kate Moss: Virtue Reinstated (4)
28: Tasty Waves and a Cracking Bud
26: It’s All YOUR Fault.
25: All Eyes are on Angelina’s Twins (No, Not Those) (8)
25: Blues on Blonde (6)
25: Rambo v. Commando (1)
25: Tasty Waves and a Psychopathic Bud
24: Presenting Miss Teen South Africa (3)
24: Penelope Cruz Does It Solo (3)
24: Peggy Sue Got Bitchy (7)
24: All You Add Is McConaughey! (5)
24: Tasty Waves and a Badass Bud
23: A Match Not Made in Heaven (4)
23: Pete Doherty Ate My Lovechild
23: Not-At-Sundance Celebrity Of The Day (7)
23: Do It Again, Living Dead Girl
23: Tasty Waves and a Blowup Bud
22: Heath Ledger, 1979-2008 (0)
22: ScarJo’s Boobs Cheer Up The Troops (7)
22: Time To Lose Those Mullets, Guys (0)
22: Tasty Waves and a Wild Bud
21: Brittany Murphy Rocks A T-Shirt (5)
21: The Moss Murderers: A New Low For Pop Art
21: William Shatner Works His Attitoupe, Or Vice-Versa (2)
21: Tasty Waves and a Monster Bud
18: Robbie Williams Ships Platinum! (0)
18: Say Goodbye to the Playoffs, Tony (1)
18: Kirsten Dunst Is Fierce(ly Something) (4)
18: I ♥ Samantha Morton, Who Doesn’t ♥ Keira Knightley (2)
18: Tasty Waves and a Disgusting Bud
17: Pete Doherty Does Not Wear A Fucking Bra
17: Fun Couple of 2008 (2)
16: test (6)
16: Tasty Waves and an Egg Popping Bud
15: Warning, Crap Ahead
15: Scathing and Bitchy. Like That’s A Bad Thing?
15: The Triumphant Return Of Pete Doherty (5)
15: HSM 3 Is A Go, Zak Efron Celebrates Without Makeup (0)
15: Tasty Waves and a Moose Knuckle Bud
14: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
14: One Out Of Three Ain’t Bad (0)
14: Clive Owen Is Injured, Bloodied, and Irresistable (1)
14: Tasty Waves and a Waxy Bud
13: Because he says it gets funky When you got a subject and a predicate
12: Blonde Jessica, Squared (3)
11: The Mysteries of Sex, as Explained by Sharon Stone (8)
11: The Enduring Hilarity Of Cosmo Magazine Covers (9)
11: Tasty Waves and an Ugly-Tasting Bud
10: Chipmunks 2: Electric Boogaloo (4)
10: Adverts That Work (?!) #43 (7)
10: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Smack My Bitch Down Edition (12)
10: Henry Rollins Finally Answers That Question (2)
10: Tasty Waves and a Dr. Drew Bud
09: Amy Winehouse Washed Her Hair (4)
09: He Did This On Purpose, Right? (2)
09: Monica and Penelope Cruz Are Doing It Again (5)
09: Anderson Cooper Jumps Onto The Crazy Train (2)
09: Tasty Waves and a Meh Bud
08: A Conversation Between Eddie Vedder and Javier Bardem (2)
08: Not So Much Westley, More Like Prince Humperdink (9)
08: Jessica Alba Is An Ungrateful Bitch (6)
08: Quentin Tarantino: Definitely an Elvis Man (2)
08: Tasty Waves and a Droolworthy Bud
07: Pow, Right In The Kisser! (3)
07: Could I interest you in a Celluloid Cesspool?
07: Kate Moss Wishes Konichiwa To 2008 (4)
07: Ephemeral Moments: Posh, Zane, and Paris (1)
07: Gerard Butler: Doing It For The Karaoke (3)
07: Tasty Waves and a TMI Bud
04: Dane Cook Can Destroy Your Will to Live (2)
04: Making David Beckham Look Like Testosterone Incarnate (3)
04: Corey Feldman Is A Bad, Bad Vampire Slayer (4)
04: Tasty Waves and a Money Shot Bud
03: Ewan McGregor: Limp in Woody Allen’s Arms (9)
03: Lily Allen Is All Grows Up? (6)
03: Tasty Waves and An STD-Waiting-To-Happen Bud
02: GPal 4: Live Bitchy or Dye Hard (9)
01: Note To Self [Re: Aniston] (5)

December 2007 (78)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: A Totally Hetero New Year’s Eve With Anderson Cooper and Tila Tequila (3)
31: Destroying All Your Jessica Alba Fantasies (1)
30: Tasty Waves and a Symbiotic Bud
28: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (5)
28: Penelope Cruz Now Keeps The Lesbian Thing In The Family (8)
28: You Know What They Say About Guys With Fast Cars (3)
28: John Mayer: Getting Douchey With It (7)
27: Tasty Waves and an Unemployed Bud
27: Will Smith Did Not Say “Frohe Weihnachten!” to Hitler (7)
25: Putz Baby Putz (9)
25: A Very Tarantino Christmas
25: Tasty Waves and a Spanish Fly Bud
23: Jessica Simpson’s “Movie Star” Career: SO Over (6)
22: Romantic? Not so much.
22: Tasty Waves and a Bauer Bud
21: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (1)
21: Whoops! Got Your Nose! (3)
21: The Boobyshambles Sessions (1)
21: I Saw Vanessa Paradis Kissing Santa Claus (1)
21: Yoko Ono’s Holiday Chutzpah (0)
20: Can’t Buy Me Stairway to Heaven (2)
20: They’re Failures, But Spectacular Failures (3)
20: Getting Fit with Pete Doherty (5)
20: We Have A McConaughey Down. I Repeat, McConaughey Down. (6)
20: Tasty Waves and an Almost Legendary Bud
19: Another “Oops!” Moment from the Spears Family (0)
19: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day
19: Tasty Waves and a Bond Girl Bud
19: Gleesome Threesome
18: Shockingly Un-French Efficiency (6)
18: On the Bright Side, It Isn’t Rehab (1)
18: High School Musical—The Gangsta Mix (3)
17: You Said I Smelled Like What?! (4)
17: Congratulations, It’s a Human (0)
17: And So Begins the End Game (4)
17: Turn-ons: Long Walks on the Beach, Sweeping Economic Reforms (5)
14: Coming Soon, on a Very Special Episode of American Gladiators (8)
14: The Poison Fingers of Ashlee Simpson (3)
14: 45 Minutes of Fame in 65 Seconds (1)
13: Tasty Waves and a Motherfucking Bud
13: A Product as Classy As Its Sponsor (3)
13: Look Menacing While You Stare at Your Balls (4)
13: This Voice Inside Your Head Is Brought to You by Taco Bell (2)
12: The Pain in Blaine Falls Mainly on the Brain (1)
12: Jessica Alba Is Expecting (0)
12: I’d Rather Go Naked Than Listen to PETA (2)
12: Our Lady of Perpetual Idiocy (3)
11: Pete Doherty, Guidance Counselor (4)
11: What Have You Done with the Real Paris Hilton? (4)
11: Stay Classy, MTV (6)
11: This Would Explain Christian Slater (3)
11: Stormy Weather (2)
07: The Problem With Pete Doherty’s Crotch
07: Jack Black Stunned By The Sheer Enormousness Of His Own Ass (6)
07: Tasty Waves and a Verrry Interesting Bud
06: I Call It My Babe Magnet (2)
06: If You Gaze Into the Abyss, the Abyss Gazes Into You (3)
06: George Clooney Gets Interrupted (3)
06: Keira Knightley Delivers Somber News, Grosses Us Out (2)
06: Tasty Waves and an Overdue Bud
05: Going Out With a Bang (5)
05: There Ain’t No Party Like A McConaughey Party (6)
05: Not So Cute Now, Eh? (0)
05: Dammit, Where’s the Lifesize Cutout of Me? (1)
05: Tasty Waves and a Mellifluous Bud
04: Cashing In on Her Glamorous Image (1)
04: Tara Reid: Still Not A Hot Property (3)
04: Andrew McCarthy: Then and Now; Keira Knightley Whines (0)
04: Posh to Get a Bit Spicier (4)
04: Tasty Waves and an “As Expected” Bud
03: Release the Christmas Penguins (0)
03: Amy Winehouse Disappoints Simon Le Bon (2)
03: GQ’s So-Called Men Of The Year (6)
03: The Sadistic Posh Spice (0)
03: Pete Doherty Gets His Ass Kicked Again
03: Tasty Waves and a Call It, Friend-o Bud
01: Straight Up With A Twist (2)
01: Eva Green Goes Oddly Conventional (3)

November 2007 (96)
Detailed Monthly Archive

30: Gee, Your Dog Smells Terrific (4)
30: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (1)
30: Tila Tequila: You Might Not Have a Shot (2)
30: Tasty Waves and a Completely Spoiled Bud
29: Maverick Is Not Gonna Like This One (1)
29: Robbie Williams Snubbed Nicole Kidman (4)
29: I met a girl. She was half out of her mind.
29: This Can’t Turn Out Well (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a Resistance-Is-Futile Bud
28: Adverts That (Unfortunately) Work(ed) #42 (3)
28: David Beckham ♥ Don Johnson (4)
28: Victoria Beckham: Fake and Faker (3)
28: Here’s to You, Father of the Year (3)
28: Tasty Waves and a Gotta-Know Bud
27: Beauty Secrets of the Tediously Weird (4)
27: Zen and the Art of Crack Smoking
27: Common Sense From Woody Allen (6)
27: Naked Chef Not On The Jolie-Pitt Xmas Card List (7)
27: Tasty Waves and a Must-See Bud
26: A Powerful Ethnic Muscle Scented by Bitter Melon (2)
26: Male Bedhead: Javier Bardem v. Eli Roth (3)
26: Demi Moore: Wishful Thinking (8)
26: Cricket: Not Just The Nickname of a Y&R Character (2)
26: Tasty Waves and a Seekrit Bud
23: Watch Where You’re Pointing That Thing
22: Alan Cumming Kicks Off The Holiday Season (7)
21: Be Thankful for What You’re Not Getting (1)
21: Brought to You by the Rating “R” (4)
21: Thank You, Mariah Carey (4)
21: Tasty Waves and a Thankful Bud
20: One Down, One to Go (8)
20: Adverts That Work #40 (0)
20: Kate Moss Doesn’t Mind The Rubbish (2)
20: Ewan McGregor Does Woody Allen (4)
20: Tasty Waves and a Minty Fresh Bud
19: Love in a Time of Modesty (0)
19: Joaquin Phoenix: Porn Enthusiast, Idiot (7)
19: Sex And The Cholera
19: Lemonparty’d (5)
19: Tasty Waves and a Matching Bud
16: Better, Stronger, Faster—Just Not Smarter (6)
16: Courtney’s Inflated Sense of Worth (1)
16: Tom Cruise Might Be A Perv (2)
16: Leave It To Cusack (0)
16: The Man In The Waxy Mask (0)
16: Tasty Waves and a Junkie Bud
15: Close Captioned for the Sanity Impaired (9)
15: Lindsay Really Wants to Be More Attractive (1)
15: Top 10 Reasons Letterman Is Picking Up The Tab (3)
15: Kim Cattrall To Liberate Daniel Radcliffe’s Oppressed Ass (2)
15: Tasty Waves and a Flashback Bud
14: Alec Baldwin Still Hates Rude, Thoughtless Pigs (6)
14: Sir or Madame, Your Webcheese Is Ready (1)
14: The Company You Keep (5)
14: Jessica Alba Officially Not The Hot Chick (3)
14: Tasty Waves and a Villainous Bud
13: Most Likely To Get His Ass Kicked (3)
13: If You Can’t Say Something Nice (3)
13: George Clooney Is A Nit Picker (5)
13: Brought to You by the Writer’s Guild of America (2)
13: Tasty Waves and a Skeevy Bud
12: Lord of the Doherty
12: Bob Geldof Doesn’t Like Weird-Ass Names, Mondays (4)
12: Matt Dillon Looks Like a Pump, Feels Like a Sneaker (0)
12: Jessica Alba and the Art of Escapism (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Gift-Wrapped Bud
09: Tom Cruise Is Mr. Popularity (Update) (7)
09: Dammit, We Don’t Have Time For AOL! (1)
09: Kate Moss: Fag Hag Like Me (4)
09: Julia Roberts Must Be A Crackhead (6)
09: Congratulations, Richie Sambora! (2)
09: Tasty Waves and a Merciful Bud
09: Duh Squared
08: Johnny Rotten is Ready to Stink Up the Room (4)
08: Heck’s Angel (2)
08: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (7)
08: Love’s Clooney’s Savage Fury (3)
08: Tasty Waves and a Naziesque Bud
07: To Boldly Go Where No Nerd Has Gone Before (10)
07: Lily Allen To Bring Third Nipple To Agent Provocateur (3)
07: Oh Shut Up, Pete Doherty
07: Songs That You Never Want Stuck In Your Head (7)
07: Tasty Waves and a Baffling Bud
06: Elvis Has Left the Building—Maybe (1)
06: Paris Hilton: Killing the Pain of Being Alive (1)
06: Pete Doherty Is A Disappointing Jackass
06: My So-Called Excuse (4)
06: Simon Cowell Got Busted (4)
06: Tasty Waves and a Muy Loco Bud
05: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (5)
05: Not Such a Small World After All (6)
05: Sienna vs. Kate: It’s ON, Bitches (2)
05: Man vs. Absolutely Nothing (2)
05: Tasty Waves and an Uncertain Bud
05: What’s That Motherfucking Buzz?
01: Twilight Fades

October 2007 (116)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: Life Imitates Art Imitating Life (3)
31: An Alan Cumming Retrospective (6)
31: Like Sands Through The Faux Hourglass (5)
31: Chicks Who Could Kick Your Ass
31: Tasty Waves and an R.I.P. Bud
30: And Your Little Dog, Too (1)
30: We Called It, Mates!
30: Doogie Pennywise, I.T. (0)
30: Sienna Miller Is Feeling Frisky (3)
30: Tasty Waves and a Bogus Bud
29: Kate Moss Is Taking Applications (1)
29: Spice Hurl (6)
29: Bono is SO Money(ed) (3)
29: Kim Kardashian Can’t Lie About This One (2)
29: Tasty Waves and a Terrifying Bud
26: Spencer Pratt Is Out to Kill Your Libido (1)
26: Dude Looks Like A Lady (9)
26: How to Pick Up Girls—Showbiz Edition! (3)
26: Guess The Ass (3)
26: Tasty Waves and a See-You-There Bud
25: Kate Moss Has A Dilemma (1)
25: Real-Life Jin-Soo Kwon Gets Fictionally Fatal DUI (0)
25: Zak Efron Loves Ladies’ Lingerie (3)
25: I Call Bullshit (1)
25: Tasty Waves and a Fightin’ Bud
24: Another Sack o’ Crap from Lionsgate (1)
24: Seal Is Hung Like Planet Pluto (1)
24: Matt Dillon Is One Tough Customer (5)
24: Adverts That Work #39 (0)
24: Tasty Waves and an Atrocious Bud
23: Ryan Gosling Is Neither Lovely nor Bony (11)
23: Let’s Hear It For Testosterone (3)
23: Courtney Takes Aim at Kurt’s Biopic (9)
23: Now That’s Just Mean (2)
23: Tasty Waves and an Awkward Bud
22: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (0)
22: They Saved Hilton’s Brain (4)
22: Peaches Geldof and the Flasher (4)
22: Totally Screwed
22: Tasty Waves and a Back Baby Back Bud
20: Van Halen Is as Professional as Ever (4)
20: Dumbledore’s Appletinis Are Magically Delicious (17)
19: Watch Me Make My Career Disappear (2)
19: Posh Is Too Tired To Talk (3)
19: Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Regret Those Nude Pictures At All (2)
19: Tasty Waves and a See-Thru Bud
18: At Least It Isn’t Rehab (1)
18: We’re All Going to Hell (0)
18: There’s Something (Very Wrong) About Lindsay Lohan (4)
18: Tom Cruise: Healer Of International Strife (1)
18: Tasty Waves and a Re-Mixed Bud
17: Twinkle, Twinkle, You Pink But Totally Heterosexual Star (2)
17: Xena The Vampire Slayer (9)
17: Bad Movie? Get A Boobie. (5)
17: The Terrible Price of Beauty (3)
17: Tasty Waves and an Expectation-Lowering Bud
16: PETA Is Way Too Kind to Jackasses (4)
16: Eva Green Darkens Up Vanity Fair (5)
16: Pete Doherty Can’t Play Gigs While Sober (1)
16: Tasty Waves and a Penniless Bud
15: Charlotte Church: The Next Generation (2)
15: The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of WTF (3)
15: Robbie Williams, Love God (4)
15: Jessica Alba Screams At An Oven (9)
15: Nasty Boys
15: Tasty Waves and a So-Sad Bud
13: Giving New Meaning To The Two-Chicks-In-A-Bed Framework (12)
12: Madonna Jumps Overboard, And the Ship Sails On (2)
12: Ricky Martin, You’re Fooling No One (7)
12: Can YOU Smell What Barbara Walters Is Cookin’? (1)
12: Tasty Waves and a Comprehensive Bud
11: If You See Only One Zombie-Fighting Santa Movie This Year (0)
11: Adverts that Don’t Work (2)
11: Joaquin Phoenix Is One Angry Dork (5)
11: Kate Moss For The Holidays (3)
11: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Go There Bud
10: Tara Reid’s Airbrushed Comeback (3)
10: Barry Bonds Might Not Be a Juicer (1)
10: Demi and Ashton are Probably Screwing At This Very Moment (2)
10: Pete Doherty Loses His Girlish Figure, Tabloids Crap Themselves With Glee (4)
10: Tasty Waves and a Wagered Bud
09: Adverts That Work #38 (0)
09: Hey, Jude. Why U So Sexy? (4)
09: The Blood Is Life
09: Victoria Beckham, Please Report To The Dance Floor (4)
09: Tasty Waves and a Heartbreaking Bud
08: Suggestive Soccer Headline Of The Day (0)
08: Isaac Hanson Is Alive And Well (2)
08: The Pamela Anderson Select-A-Husband Process (4)
08: Pete Doherty Rejected By Death (UPDATE) (5)
08: Tasty Waves and a Brotherly Bud
05: Time to Escape from “Escape from New York” (10)
05: I Pullz Out Mai Fur Wif Tape (3)
05: Posh Lets Loose, Enjoys Party (5)
05: Pete Doherty’s Shady Bodyguard Confessed To Murder, Screwed Amy Winehouse
05: Tasty Waves and a WTF Bud
04: Adverts That Work #37 (0)
04: Exactly the Sum of Its Parts (0)
04: Evan Rachel Wood’s Parents Love Marilyn Manson (5)
04: Lifestyles of the Rich and Brainless (0)
04: Tasty Waves and a Padded Bud
03: Sarah Silverman Is SO Cutting Edge (7)
03: Sex, Lies, and Doherty
03: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (4)
03: Hey, Those Aren’t Kate’s Lashes: Rimmel Adverts Pulled (1)
03: Tasty Waves and an Ominous Bud
02: Adverts That Work #36 (3)
02: Every Girl Needs A Gay Boyfriend (9)
02: Never Mind Sting’s Bullocks (5)
02: They Never Listen (3)
02: Tasty Waves and a Close-Call Bud
01: Inside a Scarlett Johansson Natalie Portman Sandwich (3)
01: And The Cradle Still Rocks (6)
01: Do NOT Fuck With Tom Cruise (1)
01: About That Friday Night Smackdown . . .
01: Tasty Waves and an Identified Bud

September 2007 (100)
Detailed Monthly Archive

28: Comfort Is Everything (9)
28: Shotter’s Nation Sneak Peek
28: Tasty Waves and an Ecstatic Bud
28: Angelina Jolie Is Too Sexy For St. John (Update) (0)
27: Shakira Actually Faces Forward, For Once (3)
27: Sometimes The World Writes Its Own Satire #3 (9)
27: Adverts That Work #35 (1)
27: Tasty Waves and a Miserable Bud
26: Daniel Radcliffe Is Totally Hetero (8)
26: Kate Moss Engaged To Oily Bohunk? (2)
26: Brighter than a British Smile, Baby! (0)
26: Brad and Stunt Brad (8)
26: Tasty Waves and a Number One Bud
25: Well, Crap
25: Kate Moss Is Vibrant (3)
25: That Wasn’t Meg White’s Icky Thump (3)
25: Tasty Waves and a Mythic Bud
24: FUBAR
24: Posh Spice to Dirty Up Her Image (4)
24: it’s a small, small, small french hell (6)
24: Hi Ho. Hi Ho.
24: Doherty’s Cat Finally Gets His Revenge (3)
24: Tasty Waves and an Inevitable Bud
21: Joe Francis Would Like a Word with You (3)
21: Pete Doherty: One Of GQ’s Most Stylish Men (3)
21: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Ooh, Marcia (6)
21: Tasty Waves and a Boy-Toy Bud
20: Paris Hilton Cheapens Festival Of Drunks (8)
20: “Angry Scot” Stereotype Makes Scots Stereotypically Angry (8)
20: Vincent Gallo Won’t Let Go Of His Penis (5)
20: Rose McGowan Is . . . Engaged? (2)
20: Tasty Waves and Two McConaugheyhey Buds
19: Choose Life. Don’t Choose A Poor Sequel. (3)
19: I See Him as Mary Jane Watson (2)
19: Smells Like Evil Spirit (2)
19: Vanessa Hudgens Learns That Whoring Pays (1)
19: Chloë Sevigny Is Officially The Coolest Chick On The Planet (7)
19: Tasty Waves and an Uberchic Bud
18: Thanks for the Mental Image (2)
18: Adverts That Work #34 (5)
18: Courtney Love “Hooks Up” With Sweet, Unsuspecting Doherty (2)
18: The Obligatory *Sigh* Britney Spears Update (1)
18: Tasty Waves and an Impotent Bud
17: Quentin Tarantino Needs A Vacation (0)
17: Britney Tries to Redeem Herself (2)
17: Someone Doesn’t Like Kevin Federline (3)
17: Drew Barrymore Is A Gay Pirate (7)
17: Tasty Waves and a Jawdropping Bud
14: Viggo Mortensen Is a Ken Doll (3)
14: Jodie Marsh and Her Happy, Violent Sex Life (6)
14: KID ROCK V. TOMMY LEE (5)
14: A Not-So-Blind Item (4)
14: Vincent Gallo 4 Prez (1)
14: Tasty Waves and a Faux Bud
13: Jack Bauer Tackles the Japanese Schoolgirl Menace (1)
13: Pete Doherty and the Footie Falsehood (1)
13: My So-Called Vlog (1)
13: Meg White’s Illness Causes White Stripes Worry (3)
13: Tasty Waves and a Triple-Threat Bud
12: We All Scream for Ice Cream (2)
12: Kate Moss Goes Ghoulish For Longchamp (2)
12: Cristiano Ronaldo: Just Do Him (4)
12: Madonna Performs the Theme from “Shaft” (5)
12: Tasty Waves and Two “Full House” Buds
11: Lonelyboy15 (11)
11: Enjoy The Silence
11: Blue Hour
11: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (3)
11: Advanced Parseltongue with Daniel Radcliffe (5)
11: Tasty Waves and a Tattooed Bud
10: Adverts That Work #33 (0)
10: Alcohol Drugs Babies: The Cause of, and Solution to, All of Life’s Problems (0)
10: Not So Fast, Goldenballs (4)
10: Two Wills and No Way
10: All You Need To Know About The 2007 VMAs (5)
10: Tasty Waves and a Pumped-Up Bud
08: A Small Preview of the Next Four Years (2)
07: Jessica Alba Has An Expiration Date (10)
07: Date with an Angel, More or Less (6)
07: Sex and Violence in One Convenient Package (4)
07: Doherty Cat Crack Fever Picture Surfaces (3)
07: Tasty Waves and an Accurate Bud
06: Dude, Where’s My Therapy? (4)
06: Top Ten List: Films I Made That Didn’t Suck (6)
06: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (3)
06: Tonight’s Special at Hell’s Kitchen (0)
06: Tasty Waves and Some Very NSFW Buds
06: Got Fantasies?
05: Riding the Short Bus with Whoopi (4)
05: A Eulogy for Ewan McGregor’s Mole (9)
05: Kate Moss Is Smiling (1)
05: A Word of Advice from Tori Amos (1)
05: Doherty Goes Usenet, Avoids Prison Again (4)
05: Tasty Waves and an Undead Bud
04: Eenie Meenie Chili-Beanie, the Spirits Are About to Speak (2)
04: Star Jones Continues To Claw At Mediocrity (4)
04: E. Edward Grey Would Approve (7)
04: The Amy, Snoop, and Pete Show (0)
04: Tasty Waves and an Ass-Scratching Bud
02: A Conversation Between George Clooney And Richard Gere (3)

August 2007 (124)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: Wonder Twin Powers, Activate! (0)
31: It’s Good To Have You Back, Jared (3)
31: Becks Could Use A Lucky Rabbit’s Foot (3)
31: Adverts That Work #32 (1)
31: Madonna Is Hitting the Needle (2)
31: Tasty Waves and a Descriptive Bud
30: Jessica Alba: She Walks! (6)
30: Digging Her Way Out of Captivity (0)
30: Zombies In London (0)
30: Adverts That Work #31 (1)
30: Tasty Waves and an Impending Bud
29: Britney Spears Is Not A Victimless Crime (9)
29: Creature Feature
29: Jennifer Lopez Admits To Sex With Husband (7)
29: Ashton Kutcher Clearly Has Issues (7)
29: Tasty Waves and Another Double Feature Bud
28: One of These Primates Is Not a Talk Show Host (3)
28: Kate Moss: Locked and Loaded Again (0)
28: Adverts That Work #30 (1)
28: Billy Corgan Calls Out A Slut (3)
28: Tasty Waves and a Double Feature Bud
27: Miss Confusiality (3)
27: Pete Doherty Banned From Prison (1)
27: Jennifer Aniston Is Gross (11)
27: Quite Possibly The Worst Photoshoot Ever (3)
27: Tasty Waves and a No-Name Bud
26: Oui. Non. Gracias.
24: For Just One Day, It’s the Most Ironic Place on Earth (6)
24: The World Is Not Enough For Gisele (1)
24: Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Addict
24: Madonna: No Longer A Maverick (0)
24: Passing The Crown of Pr0ns (3)
24: Tasty Waves and a Creampuff Bud
23: Show Me The Money Shot (7)
23: So You Think You Can Wield A Giant QTip (4)
23: Crackhead Pete Cracks (3)
23: Toto, We’re Not In Oz Anymore (7)
23: Tasty Waves and a Bad Bud
22: Voice of a Filthy Barnyard Angel (1)
22: Tom Cruise Lives Like A Monk (6)
22: All Up In Each Others’ Bidness
22: Adverts That Work #29 (Gwen Stefani) (3)
22: Victoria Beckham Is So Practical (2)
22: Moss, Doherty, and the Rumour Department (UPDATE) (1)
22: Tasty Waves and a Hubba Hubba Bud
21: Janeane Garofolo to Sex Up ‘24′ (4)
21: Okay, This Is Just Confusing (1)
21: Jennifer Aniston: Yawn (0)
21: Pete Doherty Released On A Technicality. London Groans. (1)
21: Tasty Waves and an Either/Or Bud
20: Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter Batter, Swing!
20: Closing the Celebutard Gap (1)
20: Star Jones Does Something Irrelevant (8)
20: Eva Green is gorgeous, weird (3)
20: Pete Doherty Gets All The Tail . . . and Gets Arrested Again (3)
20: Tasty Waves and an “Action Hero” Bud
17: Intimately Beckham: The Hollywood Version (1)
17: Clive Owen and the Numb, Undecipherable Stare (4)
17: Scarlett and Samuel for Another Comic Adaptation (1)
17: Adverts That Work #28 (0)
17: Tasty Waves and a Bulletproof Bud
16: David Beckham Is Golden (1)
16: Enough with the Childlike Sense of Wonder (2)
16: The Most Difficult Job In The World (3)
16: The Daily Mail Retracts Cheating Doherty Story (3)
16: Hey, Sailor! (0)
16: Tasty Waves and a Derivative Bud
15: The Kate Moss Topshop-Maybe-Sweatshop Mess (2)
15: We’re All Stars Now In The Dope Show (2)
15: Pete Doherty: Look How Smart I Am, Mate! (3)
15: Somewhere, Simon Cowell Is Grinning Bitchily (3)
15: Tasty Waves and a Saintly Bud
14: Ozzy Osbourne Is The Happiest Man Alive (2)
14: Adverts That Work #27 (2)
14: Im Glad I’m Too Old to Watch This (4)
14: With Friends Like These (1)
14: Tasty Waves and a Major Bud
13: The Domesticated Doherty (0)
13: Derek Jeter Spreads the Love Around (6)
13: Amy Winehouse Ain’t In Rehab (5)
13: Paris Advertises Something or Other (4)
13: Tasty Waves and a Combover Bud
10: I Know Who Embiggened Me (2)
10: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (4)
10: The Telltale Birthmarks Of Britney Spears (4)
10: Amy Winehouse Changes Her Tune (1)
10: Tasty Waves and a See-Thru Bud
09: Exiled Pete Doherty Catchall Post (1)
09: Van Halen reunites with Roth (5)
09: The Japanese are obsessed with boobies… (1)
09: Monsieur, With This McConaughey You Are Really Spoiling Us (26)
09: Tasty Waves and a Truly Bizarre Bud (0)
08: For Jason Bourne, It’s Payback Time (2)
08: An Interview . . . With Aaron McMullan (4)
08: Bruce Willis Needs Love Too (5)
08: Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood (3)
08: Tasty Waves and a Punk’d Bud
07: Bend Over Like Beckham (7)
07: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (13)
07: Coming Soon: The Crackwhore Collection (4)
07: Adverts That Work #26 (0)
07: Tasty Waves and a Heartwarming Bud
06: David Beckham: From Savior to Punching Bag (UPDATE) (1)
06: Pete Doherty’s Technicolour Dreams (4)
06: Studio Execs Weigh In On Lohan (0)
06: Note To Quentin Tarantino (3)
06: Tasty Waves and a Book-Smacking Bud
05: Will You Be My BFF?
04: Screw Hollywood
03: This Just Might Be Crazy Enough to Work (1)
03: Sarah Jessica Parker Does Some ‘Splaining (9)
03: Tasty Waves and an Illiterate Bud
03: Scarlett Johannson In Scarlet (2)
02: Jessica Alba and the Art Of Unintended Product Placement (6)
02: Tom and Katie Want to Drive You Mad (6)
02: Get your jam on (4)
02: R. Kelly finally facing charges for running daycare (1)
02: Keith Richards is well preserved (1)
02: Tasty Waves and a Washed Up Bud
01: Posh Spice’s Dietary Autobiography (4)
01: Poor Little GPal (1)
01: Time For A Confession
01: The Bitch Is Back, Again (5)
01: Pete Doherty: Blonde Bombshell (10)

July 2007 (117)
Detailed Monthly Archive

31: No One Puts McConaughey In A Corner (6)
31: Oprah knows how to communicate with men (2)
31: Adverts That Work #25 (2)
31: They Called It Junkie Love (1)
31: Tasty Waves and a Squared Bud (0)
31: Tasty Waves and a Speculative Bud
30: